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Resort Porn: Foxwoods Resort Casino In Mashantucket, Connecticut

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

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Mashantucket, ConnecticutFoxwoods Resort Casino



Atlantic City

Paragon, just one of many of the high-end restaurants at the resort; there's a killer Fuddruckers somewhere around here, too.

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The luxurious High Rollers Bowling Alley made its grand opening last year. Because, really, when you think high rollers, bowling is the first thing that comes to mind.

Poker is big here, there are over 100 different tables and the vicinity is open 24 hours. Plus, there's a special "VIP back room lounge" for those who try to cheat.

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The MGM Grand Theater holds about 4000 people, and puts on concerts, comedy shows, and boxing matches. A perfect diversion after gambling has left you broke and in tears.

Foxwood has one of the largest bingo centers in the world. You know what that means, right? MILFs! And GMILFS!

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Nothing better than golfing on sacred Mashantucket Pequot Indian land.

Connecticut—not just for transplanted Massholes anymore!

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