Resort Porn: Cape Resorts In Cape May, New Jersey

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

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the Jersey ShoreSeaside HeightsCape MayCape Resorts

Congress HallThe Virginia Hotel and CottagesThe Beach ShackSea SpaThe Boiler Room

You’re right by the beach, meaning no booth needed to get that “Jurzee” tan.

The Virginia Hotel and Cottages is actually a restored landmark building from the 1800s. It’s literally the Taj Mahal of Cape May, New Jersey.

You could stay at The Beach Shack motel if you want to save yourself a couple of bills. Go ahead, we won't judge...you cheap bastard.

Come and get some brunch at The Blue Pig Tavern, where utensils are considered an afterthought.

For a place that has fancier eats (and a place that probably requires you to wear a shirt) check out The Ebbitt Room.

The Sea Spa has everything from massage rooms to a fitness area. You can get a beach body while at the beach.

If you can't find a reason to stay at one of the hotels at Cape Resorts, how about this: Do it for America.

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