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Larry King had some late night musings on Twitter yesterday, resulting in a series of very necessary tweets, where King asked important questions like: Is a Cobb salad named after its creator?
And name dropping Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, whom he apparently has lunch with occasionally. See the tweets below:
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I never wear short sleeved shirts.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Resurrection has so many dead people, that I don't know who is living.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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IMG has the best baseball Academy in America.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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I hate people with perfect teeth.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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I miss Fats Domino.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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The Giants in 6.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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I miss Derek Jeter already.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Kobe Bryant is one of the 5 greatest players of all time.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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I don't know why but I just thought of Lawrence Welk.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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I miss my occasional lunches with Joe Biden.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Does anyone still drink Sanka?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Do they still make Postum?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Why didn't I save my first issue of Batman?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Do they still make Junket?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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There's nothing in the world like an Oreo cookie with some cold milk.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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I've never been on a hayride.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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I like Donald Duck better than Mickey Mouse.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Sue me, I liked Jimmy Hoffa.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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Why don't they keep daylight saving time year round?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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How did Las Vegas exist before air-conditioning?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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And finally, as Porky Pig would say, that's all folks!
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 20, 2014
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[via Uproxx]