World’s Cutest Drug Kingpin Is All Smiles for Drug Bust Mugshot

Teens can’t stop, won’t stop stealing jobs from older folk now huh? No wonder America isn’t as great as it used to be. In another case of teens cornering the drug market, at times out of the comfort of their own bedroom, a Texas teen has been arrested for alleged drug possession and distribution of cocaine, meth, ecstasy, and more. But this is no ordinary drug kingpin, this might be the world’s cutest, as seen in her smiley

Straight outta College Station, Texas, 19-year-old Sarah Furay was caught, according to KCEN, when cops went to Furay’s apartment with a search warrant. The probable cause statement said there police found, “31.5 grams of packaged cocaine, 126 grams of high grade marijuana, 29 ‘ecstasy’ tablets, methamphetamine and a 60 doses of a drug similar to LSD.” In short, the girl was loaded. Police also discovered two digital scales and a handwritten list of drugs and prices. KBXT reports Furay’s goose was beyond cooked when police found text messages about drug deals on her phone.

The happy mugshot can only be explained as a “before” picture—or as someone whose parents have a really good lawyer—because knowing the following would’ve turned that smile into a frown. The Eagle broke down charges Furay is facing saying, she can get up to two years in jail and $10,000 in fines because of the amount of marijuana she had merits a state jail felony. Additionally, she faces first-degree felony charges and a second-degree felony charge for the “manufacture/delivery of a controlled substance.” Furay could spend up to 215 years in prison if convicted.

That'll teach teens to get off people's lawns not sell drugs *shakes fist.*

[via Death and Taxes]