The 50 Hottest (Alleged) Mistresses Of All Time

Today, Tiger Woods tees off in Atlanta for the 93rd annual PGA Championship. Many of us still see one of the greatest golfers to ever live out there on the greens, but it's a harsh fact that in 2011, Tiger is the face of the 21st century's greatest cheating scandal more than any other title.

Honestly, we're not that mad at Tiger and we never were. Dudes have been keeping chicks on the side since the dawn of time. Some of history's most respected gentleman, from Presidents to world famous entertainers, just couldn't resist a little forbidden love.

What separates these men is how hot their mistresses were. In true scumbag fashion, that's where we come in. We're not glamorizing infedility as much as we're showing empathy for why men stray. Check out our countdown of The 50 Hottest (Alleged) Mistresses Of All Time and maybe you'll understand, too.

50. Jennifer Lopez

Cheater: Marc Anthony
Date Of Affair: Circa 2003

The recent news of their break up was a reminder to the long history the still fly Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had together. The pair had briefly dated prior to Marc Anthony marrying former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres in May of 2000. It was to be short union as the couple experienced problems leading to Dayanara filing for divorce in October 2003. Heads turned when Lopez and Anthony married on June 5, 2004, less than a week after his divorce was finalized on June 1. The sudden nuptials got the rumors started: was there something going between the singers while Marc was still married? Folks jumped to their own conclusions, some labeling Lopez the Other Woman. Marc and Jen would stay together seven years until they announced their separation last month.

49. Brigitte Daguerre

Cheater: Jesse James
Date Of Affair: 2008

The third alleged mistress named in the Jesse James scandal, Brigitte Daguerre, is currently a photographer, but in a past life she was a mistress of another kind, meaning she was a dominatrix. It's been reported that kinky Brigitte and Jesse began emailing and texting each other three years into the biker's marriage to Sandra Bullock. J.J. (a/k/a "Vanilla Gorilla") apparently told B.D. in one text, "I'll be your monkey." Daguerre claims that despite the length of time knowing each other, they only had sex four times. Four times too many if you ask for poor Sandra.

48. Maria Belen Chapur

Cheater: South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford
Date Of Affair: 2008 - Present

You can almost imagine the movie. Greg Kinnear plays a governor down south who one fateful day meets a captivating Argentine journalist (Penelope Cruz would probably kill in the role) and for the next seven years a long-distance friendship via email develops until finally they make passionate love during a business-related trip to the reporter's homeland. The Gov spends the next year going crazy thinking about this wonderful woman, so one day he just ups and leaves his job as head of state and just disappears for six days, going back to Argentina to proclaim his love to his "soul mate" while the country wonders where the hell he is. The only thing about this story, though, is that it ain't a sappy romcom. It actually happened. In June 2009, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who had already began a trial separation from his wife, hopped on a plane to visit his the woman of his dreams, sophisticated commodity broker Maria Belen Chapur, an educated divorced mother of two and former journalist fluent in Spanish, Portuguese, English, and Chinese, and also apparently a tennis enthusiast. Even if you wanna hate, you sorta have to give it up to these two.

47. Loredana Jolie

Cheater: Tiger Woods
Date Of Affair: 2006 - 2008

Tiger Woods alleged Mistress #10 Loredana Jolie may have been closer to being rated a 10 than any of the other women who came out of the woodwork. The Bronx-born escort raised in Italy ended up writing a tell-all book about her (again, alleged) escapades (20 in all, but she only got paid once, $15,000 used to pay bills, according to her) with not only Tiger but other famous rich men. The revelations in the book, however, weren't exactly mind-boggling, as Loredana (real last name Ferriolo) offered up tidbits like Tiger enjoyed watching girl-on-girl action. Shocking, we know. She did try to suggest that Tiger might have been turned on by the thought of her inviting another dude into bed with them, which some tried to interpret as some sort of bisexual impulse the golfer had, but as Jolie noted, it was only fantasy talk. She also commented on Tiger's all-night stamina, which would make Loredana a sexual dynamo her damn self.

46. Traci Lynn Johnson

Cheater: Tiki Barber
Date Of Affair: 2007 - Present

While not as famous as another intern who caused headlines of a sexual nature, blonde babe Traci Lynn Johnson was smack dab in the middle of controversy when it was announced that Ex-NFL player Tiki Barber had dumped his wife of 11 years (and who was eight months pregnant) for the 23-year-old hottie. The photogenic young woman had apparently met Barber in 2007 after he retired from pro football and began working as a Today show correspondent at NBC. Sources claim Traci traveled with Tiki to Senegal in late 2009 to shoot a documentary in Senegal and that she might have accompanied the former athlete to Vancouver a few months later when Barber was blogging about the Winter Olympics for Yahoo.com. Tiki Barber took a giant L in the public relations department for his actions. Yet by all reports, the couple is still together.

45. Marion Davies

Cheater: William Randolph Hearst
Date Of Affair: 1918 - August 14, 1951

Marion always said that she knew Hearst for a while before she became an actress, but their relationship went public when he gave her first top-billed film, Cecilia of the Pink Roses, financial backing. She became one of the most famous actresses in the world soon after. By the mid-20s, their relationship and glamorous social life overshadowed her acting career. The forbidden lovers never married because Hearst's wife's divorce settlement demands were too high, but Hearst did will 51% of his fortune to Marion when he passed. She got married to Horace Brown 10 weeks later.

44. Vanessa Lopez

Cheater: Shaquille O'Neal
Date Of Affair: 2004 - September 2009

Once again NBA star Shaquille O'Neal found himself the subject of gossipy conversations when good-looking Vanessa Lopez filed a suit against the 7' 1" center in 2010 alleging harassment and threats after she called it quits to their illicit affair. Lopez claimed she knew that O'Neal was married but went ahead and dated him because he told her that he had an open relationship with his wife, Shaunie. After five years of seeing each other, Vanessa supposedly told Shaq she thought she was pregnant to which the basketball star responded that no way he could be the father, upsetting the model. Shortly, thereafter, TMZ published police reports linking Lopez with other NBA ballers, namely Delonte West in 2006 and Kenyon Martin in 2007. Apparently, the woman had accused West of making unwanted sexual advances towards her but police ended up removing Lopez from the player's hotel room after he told them that they had a sexual relationship in the past but were no longer seeing each other. Martin's manager reportedly called police claiming Lopez had gotten ahold of his client's credit card without his permission and withdrew hundreds of dollars. Despite this, Shaq's estranged wife Shaunie, who filed for divorce when the private investigator she hired discovered the affair, joined forces with Lopez to try and get as much dirt as possible on her husband to help her gain a bigger monetary settlement.

43. Marla Maples

Cheater: Donald Trump
Date Of Affair: 1987 - 1997

When the New York tabloids unearthed the adulterous relationship between model/actress/girl next door Marla Maples and real estate billionaire Donald Trump it caused quite a sensation. For one, it understandably set off wife Ivana, who once stepped to the mistress Maples when they ran into each other in Aspen and proclaimed, "You bitch, leave my husband alone!" Secondly, the tabloids frothed at the mouth that one of the city's icons was in such a salacious escapade, with the New York Post running the now infamous headline "Best Sex I've Ever Had," attributed to Marla in reference to the bedroom antics between her and The Donald. (She called the quote an outright lie the following day.) Somehow, Maples and Trump were able to get past it all and got married in December 1993, two months after the birth of their daughter. The union lasted until 1997 when the couple divorced. "Marla's a good girl," Trump reportedly said at the time. "But I wanted out."

42. Britney Spears

Cheater: Kevin Federline
Date Of Affair: April 2004 - November 7, 2006

Years of Britney Spears' erratic behavior has maybe caused some to forget that she came between male dancer Kevin Federline and his girl Shar Jackson, formerly of the TV show Moesha, who just so happened to be expecting the LFO prancer's second child at the time he and Brit basically went nuts for each other. OK, maybe not, you all remember that shit. Yup, the ample-bottomed pop singer responded to critics by covering Bobby Brown's F-U anthem, "My Prerogative." This is all before we found out how crazy homegirl really, really was.

41. Deanna Merryman

Cheater: Jeff Gordon
Date Of Affair: April 2001 - March 2002

Super blonde Deanna Merryman was none too happy to discover that married lover NASCAR champion Jeff Gordon was allegedly cheating on her with another model. Those allegations put an end to an otherwise beautiful 11-month affair between the fast car driver and the ex-stripper/department store salesclerk and Baywatch extra with the enhanced bosom. Odds are that Gordon wasn't too happy either that his wife read about the extramarital relationship in the tabloids and divorced him to the tune of a reported $15 million.

40. Devon James

Cheater: Tiger Woods
Date Of Affair: Late 2006 - 2008

Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress #15 Devon James is a porn star and escort who came clean during a radio interview with Bubba the Love Sponge (who wouldn't spill their guts to a dude named Bubba the Love Sponge?) that she had been arrested for prostitution in the past and had a drug problem as well. This sexually-liberated woman's credibility was under question when she later claimed that Woods fathered her love child and the sex tape she was peddling starring her and Tiger turned out to be a fake. Thus, take her stories of getting paid $2,000 to engage in a "two-girl party" with the golf legend with a grain of salt. For what it's worth, Devon claims that sex with Tiger was supposedly "rough" as well as "degrading and raunchy." She was also later skeeved that Woods wanted to sex her up while his wife was preggers, according to the adult performer who has done scenes for seemomsuck.com and slutload.com.

39. Carolyn Hughes

Cheater: Derek Lowe
Date Of Affair: Spring 2005 - Present

Apparently, when pitcher Derek Lowe got traded to a new team he also picked up a new wife in the process. The former Red Sox joined the Dodgers in 2005 and it was during spring training that he met Fox Sports Net West anchor Carolyn Hughes, who was a part of the Dodger Dugout program. Was, until Lowe's wife, Trinka, contacted the network and informed them that her husband and the former Miss Texas, were carrying on an affair. Hughes was suspended but opted out of her broadcasting career (and own marriage) while D-Lo left his wife and kids. The new team of Hughes and Lowe got married on December 13, 2008.

38. Kimberly Bell

Cheater: Barry Bonds
Date Of Affair: 1994 - 2003

Kimberly Bell, who allegedly was baseball player Barry Bonds' lover for nine years, has also been a key witness in the Home Run King's steroids trial. They supposedly started seeing each other in 1994 while the controversial MLB star was divorcing his first wife and continued doing so, even after Bonds got married again in 1999. She has testified that she underwent abuse from the slugger after he began using 'roids which made him "increasingly aggressive, irritable, agitated and very impatient." But, perhaps most damning of all (at least to Bonds' ego) was the claim that his testicles shrunk as a result of 'roiding. The sexy-in-a-mature-manner graphic designer also claims Bonds did buy her a house but ceased making payments on it as he told her he would. No word if that was because of the foul ball comment.

37. Vanessa Curry

Cheater: Kobe Bryant
Date Of Affair: News hit May 2008

The last thing Kobe Bryant needed was another scandal, not just because he was in the middle of the 2007-2008 NBA playoffs but mainly because, as we all know, the All-Star guard had to dig deep to keep the peace with his wife Vanessa after the disastrous 2003 sexual assault case. But there was thedirty.com reporting that Laker Girl Vanessa Curry, an 18-year-old dimepiece, was allegedly getting alley ooped off court by the Black Mamba (how Kobe didn't get the two 'Nessas confused is some MVP shit right there...if the affair did actually happen, that is). Moving more swiftly than vintage 1980s Lakers' "Showtime" fast breaks, the organization got rid of the fly Curry stating she left to pursue a "hosting career." The Catholic school grad (Lord help us deciding which fantasy would be better, the cheerleader or the naughty school girl), popped up again in 2010 as a new member of The Pussycat Dolls (add that one to the fantasy list, too).

36. Alexis Miller

Cheater: Shaquille O'Neal
Date Of Affair: Winter 2007 - July 2008

The jokes of "Shaq Attack" came pouring down but the allegations were no laughing matter when Alexis Miller, an Atlanta-based rapper who goes by the stage name MaryJane, took out a restraining order against Shaquille O'Neal in August 2008 for allegedly stalking and threatening her after the two broke up. She also accused Shaq Fu of putting the word out that he'd pay other hip-hop artists $50 G's each not to work with her. Eventually, the two settled their differences and the restraining order was lifted. Having gone their separate ways, Miller, a short-haired vixen with nice thick thighs, did keep a permanent reminder of O'Neal in the form of a Superman crest tattooed on her left arm, which is strikingly similar to the Man of Steel tat Shaq has rocked for ages.

35. Mindy McCready

Cheater: Roger Clemens
Date Of Affair: 1991- 2006

Like beleaguered Major Leaguer Roger Clemens needed any more problems. Already knee deep in baseball's worst drug scandal, the Red Sox star pitchers' alleged long-term, on-again, off-again relationship with another woman only compounded matters for Clemens. That secret significant other turned out to be country singer Mindy McCready, who apparently met the married-with-children Rocket in 1991 when she was just 15-year-olds singing karoke in a Florida bar. Although they spent the night together, McCready's dad told the New York Post that Rog was a "gentleman" and that their relationship didn't turn sexual until 1998 when his daughter broke up with Superman Dean Cain. Clemens never owned up to the relationship, but sources state that he continued to be there for Mindy as she went through a series of problems including being arrested for prescription fraud and subsequently serving time for violating probation when she allegedly hit her mother, as well as attempted suicide and a horrible beating by her son's father.

34. Barbara Walters

Cheater: Senator Edward Brooke
Date Of Affair: 1974 -1976?

Famous journalist Barbara Walters made the news in 2008 for her revelation in her book Auditions of an interracial affair with Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke back in the 1970s. But according to a New York Magazine report that same year, Walters' sneaking around with Brooke, the only African-American in the Senate at the time, was well known news around D.C. In fact, the Washington Post printed the gossip in September 1975. Regardless, it still makes for a juicy story, as Ol' Girl with the lisp never seemed like the type who would get down like that and end up being the other woman. Apparently, Brooke told his wife about the affair causing her to flip out. To avoid a scandal and protect both their careers, Walters and Brooke stopped the shenanigans.

33. Michelle McGee

Cheater: Jesse James
Date Of Affair: April 2009 - March 2010

When it comes to describing tattooed-head-to-toe fetish model/San Diego-based stripper Michelle McGee, "freaky" might not cover it. Far from the type of girl to bring home to mom (unless your moms is, say, a circus-performing ex-porn star), this alluring illustrated woman caused quite a stir with a Nazi-themed photo shoot and racially charged tats like the "W" on the back of her left leg and the "P" on her right, which doesn't stand for "Wet Pussy," as first thought, but "White Pride." Who would cheat with a chick like this? Why a celebrity biker, of course, one who was inexplicably married to goody two-shoes Sandra Bullock. Jesse James, star of reality show Monster Garage, watched his nearly five-year marriage go up in smoke just one week after Bullock won the Best Actress Oscar in March 2010. That's when Bombshell McGee dropped a bomb of her own and 'fessed up to In Touch Magazine that she had a 11-month affair with the motorcycle mechanic she nicked-named "Vanilla Gorilla." The un-PC tease went on to admit regret for her insensitive body work, saying, "I make a horrible racist Nazi. I have too many colored friends." The most shocking revelation of this whole messy episode? McGee was reportedly raised Amish.

32. Christine Beatty

Cheater: Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick
Date Of Affair: 2002 - 2008

Cheating can land you in hot water but what about behind bars? In the case of Christine Beatty, the ex-Chief of Staff for ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, it surely did as both got caught lying under oath about their long-standing extramarital affair and other misdeeds like firing Deputy Police Chief Gary Brown who was investigating allegations of various misconduct by the Kilpatrick's staff and family, including drunk driving accidents, falsified overtime records and a wild party with nude dancers and violence at the mayor's mansion. Tens of thousands of text messages between the married (to other folks) Beatty and Kilpatrick on their city issued pagers were dug up by The Detroit Free Press that showed city business was not the only thing the two discussed. Graphic sexting, proof they used city funds for romantic vacations and talk about worrying they would get caught led to their convictions. Beatty, who agreed to pay $100,000 restitution to the city, served 69 days for obstruction of justice and was released on March 16, 2009.

31. Carla Bruni

Cheater: Mick Jagger
Date Of Affair: 1990 - 1992 ?

She remains as intoxicating as her time spent on the elite level of '90s high fashion modeling with the likes of Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell. Carla Bruni is her name. Born in Italy, raised in France and an heiress to a fortune, the supermodel-turned-singer has been romantically linked with an international cast of affluent men, including Kevin Costner, Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger. It was Jagger who reportedly stole Carla away from Clapton. It was Carla, out of the thousands of women who Jagger has supposedly slept with, that caused Mick's (now ex) wife Jerry Hall the most grief. As early as 1990, at her wedding in Bali, Hall confessed in her autobiography that she worried that Mick and Carla were an item. It's been written that her fears became realized when she found a fax from Bruni to Jagger saying, "Let's Spend the Night Together," an obvious reference to the Rolling Stone staple and a sign of fooling around. Then in 1992, Jerry gave birth to their third child only to have Mick take off the next day to Thailand to allegedly be with Carla. When Jerry got the chance to meet Bruni at a party, she is said to have kicked her rival in the shins then warned her, "Keep your hands off my man." Carla was not deterred and continued seeing Jagger, but eventually got bored of him and broke it off. (She once famously stated to be "bored by monogamy.") Bruni became France's first foreign-born First Lady when she married French president Nicolas Sarkozy on February 2, 2008.

30. Alina Kabaeva

Cheater: Vladimir Putin
Date Of Affair: October 2000 - Present

We know what you're thinking. Oh, what wonders a world champion rhythmic gymnast can perform in the bedroom. Easy, comrade. Talking about the sultry Alina Kabaeva, who has won tons of medals with the absolutely amazing flexibility of her exquisitely sculpture body, can be dangerous. She is the alleged mistress of former Russian President and current Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, who happens to be one tough hombre (you got to be when you were also in the KGB and are a judo master). Since 2007, Kabaeva, who retired from competitive sport, has been a member of the Russian parliament. But the story that has set tongues wagging is that she allegedly secretly married Putin in 2008 and gave birth to his son in May, 2009, despite the fact that Putin has been married since 1983, the same year Kabaeva was born. The Olympic champ with the irresistible smile first met Putin in 2000 when she was only 17 after bringing home the bronze. When a Russian newspaper broke the story that the two had wed in '08 Putin was said to be quite angry and had the paper shut down. Thus, no major news outlet in the country has reported the birth of the athletic stunner's child. In fact, you haven't heard any of this stuff from us. Just enjoyed the picture and move along.

29. Blaze Starr

Cheater: Louisiana Governor Earl Long
Date Of Affair: Spring 1959 - September 1960

Talk about a double whammy. Two things society frowned upon in the conservative 1950s was for a woman to be a stripper or a mistress. Blaze Starr was both. She was one of 11 children and left home at 14. By 15, Blaze was a professional exotic dancer. The Burlesque queen with fiery red hair was shaped like a Coke bottle (38DD-24-37 in her prime) and appeared on numerous magazine covers and in a few Irving Klaw fetish films. Her captivating face, physique and talents on stage (she had a routine where a couch would start smoking when she sat on it) made her money ($1,500 dollars per week at the peak of her career) and got her lots of attention. One enamored admirer was colorful and outspoken Louisiana Governor Earl Long. Both were married when they met, but they developed a strong personal relationship that was the basis for Blaze, the 1989 film starring Lolita Davidovich and Paul Newman, which featured a cameo from the legendary stripteaser herself, who retired in 1983 at 51 years old. She told People in 1989 that she had also been close with JFK and admitted to having a quickie with the future Prez in a closet. They don't them like Blaze Starr anymore, who, by the way, is still alive.

28. Capri Anderson

Cheater: Charlie Sheen
Date Of Affair: 10/26/2010

There's an old saying that goes, "It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt." Well, that could very well be applied to the disastrous evening in October of last year when adult actress Capri Anderson was paid $3,500 to go to dinner with crazy-ass Charlie Sheen who proceeded to drink excessively and partake in other party favors until he was reportedly almost comatose. But yet he was not wasted enough to stop from allegedly hurling slurs, getting naked in the restaurant bathroom and then going back to the The Plaza hotel to get naked again while throwing a lamp and choking the porn starlet with the piercing light blue eyes, who had to hide in the bathroom for safety. Charlie ended up in the hospital that night after the cops showed up. Capri (real name Christina Walsh) filed a lawsuit and Charlie countersued and the allegations piled up on both sides. Meanwhile, Sheen was still waiting to have his divorce with third wife Brooke Mueller finalized. Well, at least Chuck didn't cheat on her with the sexy Capri that fateful night in NYC.

27. Jasmine Waltz

Cheater: David Arquette
Date Of Affair: October 2010

Even when (allegedly) doing something wrong, David Arquette seems to be doing something right as he's been linked to some quite appealing women. Wait, let's take that first part back. There seems to be nothing wrong whatsoever in Arquette briefly dating the scrumptious Jasmine Waltz since right before that happened he and his wife Courteney Cox announced they split up after being married 11 years. So, in all actuality, Waltz wasn't the mistress but the rebound chick. Scoring with this new Friend, who hasn't been shy talking about her sexcapades with the TV and movie actor, gets Dave all kinds of cool points 'cause Jas is sizzling, no doubt. Speaking of hot, the short-tempered cocktail waitress (ha ha, think about it) reportedly punched Lindsay Lohan in the face on LL's birthday over some petty jealousness. She also dated American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, but realized the severity of her sins so she decided to repent by releasing a must-see sextape of her and an ex in some XXX fun made especially for Valentine's Day. The hype on it is that it features the biggest money shot in any celeb porn movie. Sounds like a blast.

26. Erin Barry

Cheater: Tony Parker
Date Of Affair: 2010

Sexting sunk the marriage of Desperate Housewives' Eva Longoria and NBA baller Tony Parker. Or did it? Longoria filed for divorce in November '09 after discovering hundreds of suggestive text messages sent between her husband and Erin Barry, the rather attractive wife of Parker's former teammate Brent Barry. Supposedly, these spicy convos were going on for nearly a year. Yet, sources (and Erin B.) vigorously claimed that things never turned physical it was just one of them new age things called "emotional cheating." Still, it seemed to some that there was more to it than that, especially since Erin and Brent Barry, who were friendly with the Parkers, were also getting divorced. In the weeks following the break-up, both Eva and Tony threw around accusations that both had cheated on each other—like real, traditional, exchange fluids cheating, not electro thumb fucking on a Blackberry. Whatever the case maybe, one thing is certain, Erin Barry is a cinnamon-skinned beauty.

25. Brittney Jones

Cheater: Ashton Kutcher
Date Of Affair: July 2010 - August 2010

Ashton Kutcher already has an older woman in his life. For a concentrated time last year there was a sassy 21-year old determined to convince the world that she was the other woman in the actor's bed...or, rather, couch, actually. Tabloid Star Magazine reported this past September that Brittney Jones allegedly met Kutcher at Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood in July and immediately started exchanging texts, which lead to an illicit meeting at Ashton and wife Demi Moore's home in Beverly Hills. They did the nasty, Jones claims. Kutcher strongly denied the accusations and probably thought he was on some surreal episode of Punk'd. Spunky Brittney wouldn't go away. She later put a sweater that she claimed belonged to Ashton for sale on eBay and then Vivid endorsed a sexually explicit tape of Jones, who most definitely looks good naked with her nice flat tummy, that was marketed using Kutcher's name. Legal action was threatened. Through it all, Demi stuck by her man, even as the wild brunette, less than half Moore's age, tried to steal him away from her.

24. Rielle Hunter

Cheater: Senator John Edwards
Date Of Affair: February 21, 2006

Senator John Edwards' fall from grace has been a doozy. At the center of his implosion is former employee-turned-baby-mother Rielle Hunter, who in 2006 was a videographer for his campaign to secure the Democratic '08 presidential nomination. Let's be real, at this stage in the game, if a politician gets busted for infidelity, it's just another hectic news day. The fall of Johnny E. is no ordinary tale though. The clandestine relationship with Hunter had to endure serious elements like a wife stricken with cancer (who eventually passed away), a sex tape that threatens to derail Edwards even further and a federal grand jury investigation of misallocated funds (charges that he used more than $1 million in political donations to hide his affair) that could lead to jail time. To put it nicely, Edwards is in a world of shit. Hunter's gift of a daughter born three years ago may be the only silver lining of their wild nights spent together.

23. Jessica Hahn

Cheater: Televangelist Jim Bakker
Date Of Affair: 12/6/1980

Jessica Hahn's story certainly is not that of a passionate love affair. On the contrary, her interaction with the once mighty PTL leader Jim Bakker was an ordeal for she claims to have been drugged with GHB and raped by ministers Bakker (husband of Tammy Faye) and John Fletcher after being invited to a telethon in Clearwater, Florida. The church secretary harbored the secret for seven years (she was paid $265,000 to keep quiet) and it was only until the religious empire worth millions (PTL stood for Praise the Lord not Pass The Loot, but may as well have) was under investigation for financial misconduct that Hahn's story made front page news. Hahn told Larry King in 2005 that she returned all the money back to the church, but did score a million dollar payday posing for Playboy back in the '80s. Jessica also admitted to having plastic surgery and stated that posing nude helped her deal with a lot of the emotional problems that she had. Apparenty, being naked and unashamed had been part of this woman's salvation.

22. Amy Fisher

Cheater: Joey Buttafuoco
Date Of Affair: July 2, 1991 - May 19, 1992

Saying porn stars have messed-up childhoods ain't exactly a news flash. But even by adult performers' standards, Amy Fisher's background is somewhat extreme. Dubbed "The Long Island Lolita," the troubled girl was still 16 when she started having sex with auto body shop owner Joey Buttafuoco, who was more than twice her age. Four months after meeting him, Amy was working as an escort allegedly at the suggestion of Buttafuoco. A year after their initial meeting, the teenager shot Joey's wife Mary Jo in the head out of jealousy, an incident that grabbed national headlines (Alyssa Milano portrayed Fisher in one several made-for-TV movies). She served seven years in prison. Upon her release, she made several appearances on Howard Stern and eventually got into porn. (In May 2007, it was reported that Amy and Joey were dating again, but it turned out to be most likely a publicity stunt for a reality show that never came to be.) After all she's been through, a life in sinema probably doesn't seem that crazy to Fisher.

21. Daisy Wright

Cheater: Jude Law
Date Of Affair: March 2005 - April 2005

According to the UK's Daily Mail, Daisy Wright was hired by Jude Law and then wife Sadie Frost in August of 2004 to be a weekend nanny for their three children. The parents were going through a divorce but remained civil with each other. Law had already begun seeing actress Sienna Miller when in March of the following year Daisy was asked to bring one of the kids to New Orleans where Law was shooting All The Kings Men. It seems by this point Jude's relationship with Sienna had gone Humpty Dumpty, you know, fell off, and they bickered frequently. Law must have been looking for some sexual healing 'cause he pushed up on Daisy and wham, bam they were goin' at it on the bed, the sofa, even the pool table. On one occasion, however, the little tyke Wright was caring for walked in afterwards. He ended up telling his moms who reportedly wasn't angry with the nanny (probably because she was not-so-secretly happy that the news would get to her rival Miller), but, hey, the nanny can't be screwing Dad, so Daisy was let go. Her relationship with Jude fizzled and all the king's men couldn't put it back together again. The End.

20. Jayne Mansfield

Cheater: John F. Kennedy
Date Of Affair: 1963

Blonde, buxom and beautiful, Jayne Mansfield always drew comparisons to Marilyn Monroe. Both Mansfield and Monroe were models and actresses, but they apparently also shared lovers. President John F. Kennedy is reported to have bed Mansfield amongst countless other women, famous or not. Details of their rumored trysts are hard to come by, however. Internet search results will tell you that Jayne and John had sexual relations three times or were involved for three years, depending on who you want to believe. Allegedly, the sexy star and her young daughter once visited the White House where the little girl was left with staff while Mansfield and Kennedy disappeared alone together. Urban legend? Perhaps. Cited as the first modern Hollywood star to do a nude scene in a major motion picture, a lot of Jayne Mansfield's life revolved around her image of seductress, and allegedly was the Other Woman in other relationships that she had. While we may never know the truth about her and JFK, there is little debate that she was quite a stunning creature.

19. Nicole Forrester

Cheater: Josh Duhamel
Date Of Affair: 10/9/2009

Pole dancing single mom Nicole Forrester claims that on October 9, 2009 she engaged in sexual relations with Transformers guy Josh Duhamel not long after meeting him at the all-nude club Tattletales Lounge in Atlanta. The in-shape stripper purportedly went by the name “Delilah” at her job. Duhamel supposedly introduced himself as "JD," a porn star in town for, you know, the ATM. After Josh and his buddy got some lap dances, he got Forrester's number and made plans to meet up in the future, which they did at the St. Regis hotel in a $820-a-night suite—allegedly. JD denies all this. Probably, maybe, most likely because it never happened or because he's married to BEP's Fergie. Whoops. It only took weeks for the tabloids to run stories about the tryst, which might have happened because rumor has it JD was braggin' about his porno skills on set of the movie that brought him to Georgia in the first place. For her part, Forrester said the National Enquirer told her they were gonna print the gossip whether she cooperated or not, so she caved in and got paid to be interviewed. During a segment on Extra, Nicole apologized to Fergie and said she quit dancing in her birthday suit because her kids were grossed out that ma was a dirty dancer. Not sure if that's a happy ending or not, but we'll go with yes.

18. Abbie Cornish

Cheater: Ryan Phillippe
Date Of Affair: August 2006 - February 2010

Pretty Abbie Cornish has got a name that sounds straight out of a Harry Potter book. But her romance with actor Ryan Phillippe had no fairy tale ending or beginning for that matter. The Australian actress, she of the elegant features, allegedly became bedazzled with Mr. Reese Witherspoon during the making of Stop-Loss which was shot all around Texas. In case you didn't know, Reese has a lot of admiring followers and, boy, was they mad at Ryan for crossing the fidelity line on the Legally Blonde after seven years of marriage. As fate would have it, Cornish and Phillippe called it Splitsville shortly after the enticing lass finished shooting Sucker Punch; the time to hit it and quit had apparently arrived.

17. Claire Danes

Cheater: Billy Crudup
Date Of Affair: Midway through 2003 - Fall 2006

Something-about-her Claire Danes is impetuous. Her so-called affair with fellow actor Billy Crudup, if not ill-advised, was badly timed for dude was involved with Mary-Louise Parker. And when we say involved, he was seven-years, seven-months pregnant deep with the Weeds actress when he bounced for the daring Danes, who herself was romantically linked with Australian indie rocker Ben Lee for six years. They met on set in London and both maintained that their relationship did not overlap with Crudup's cohabitation with Parker, but there was some fans that didn't buy it. Claire, whose big screen breakthrough was Romeo + Juliet (1996), pulled a dramatic move in 2006 when she dumped Crudup for her current hubby Hugh Dancy. Danes, distinct cheekbones and all, can currently be seen on Showtime's Homewrecker/em>... uh, we mean Homeland.

16. Ryan Shawhughes

Cheater: Ethan Hawke
Date Of Affair: Relationship made public in December 2007

Boinking the nanny (as long as she's boinkable and not like 85 or something) has got to rank up there on rich dad's perverted to do lists. One man that can cross that one off his list is Training Day cop Ethan Hawke. It's unclear when the actor first got intimate with Ryan Shawhughes, the woman who used to take care of his and Uma Thurman's kids, but a photo of Ethan and Ryan together in public surfaced in the NY Daily News in December 2007 ("sources" claim they had been fooling around for a while). By that time, Hawke and Thurman had long gone their separate ways ever since they broke up in the summer of '03 over word that Ethan was dating Canadian model Jennifer Perzow while filming Taking Lives in Montreal Canada. Shawhughes does bear resemblance to the Kill Bill star in looks and now her life does too; Shawhughes and Hawke were married in June 2008 and are expecting their second child.

15. Holly Sampson

Cheater: Tiger Woods
Date Of Affair: Autumn 2004

Holly Sampson, labeled Tiger Woods' alleged mistress #7, states the world class golfer (and ass champ) only got lucky with her once—at his bachelor party. "Although I enjoyed our time together, I never was and never will be one of Tiger's mistresses," she told TMZ in in 2009. The porn star, who as a teenager had a role in a Wonder Years episode, is technically correct—a one-time one-in-hole with Holly before he was married would not make her a mistress. But it would want to make wifey want to scratch your face off like an angry tigress if she ever found out. (A bit of trivia for that ass: The lots-of-fun Tiger conquest Sampson often portrays cougars in her skin flicks.)

14. Jamie Jungers

Cheater: Tiger Woods
Date Of Affair: Summer 2005 - Fall 2006

When selecting mistresses questions like, "Does she look good in lingerie?" probably outweigh queries like, "Do the broad got tact?" Showing a bit of a tacky side, Mistress #4 in the Tiger Woods Sex Scandal, Jamie Jungers, told the press that she was in bed with Tiger when the wealthy athlete received the news that his dear ol' pops had passed away. Apparently, Jamie was only wearing panties at the moment he got the call. Why that info is important when discussing the death of a man you didn't even know is a debate for another time. Anyways, well, at least JJ looks good in thongs and stuff, especially since the sexpot was once employed as a lingerie model. She's also been a Las Vegas casino girl/blackjack dealer. She was, however, never ever a hooker, as a former Hollywood madam accused her of being, which Jungers vehemently denied. But the platinum blondie, who first met Woods at Las Vegas' Bellagio hotel when he sent over a VIP hostess to let her know he wanted to bang her (i.e., meet her) and indeed did end up having "wild and crazy sex" with the golf swinger at the MGM Grand hotel that same night, did hit up Woods for some cash to help her through some financial troubles. Woods said no, claims Jungers, provoking her to end the affair right then and there. Now excuse us while we consult Webster's. We might have the definition of prostitution a wee confused.

13. Kalika Moquin

Cheater: Tiger Woods
Date Of Affair: October 23 - 25, 2009

Alleged Tiger Mistress #3 Kalika Moquin, a marketing director for Las Vegas club Bare Pool Lounge, had reportedly spent a hot and heavy weekend in a Sin City hotel with *ahem* Woods. The brunette, however, chose not to kiss and tell and opted to stay mum on the subject. Which goes to prove that discretion is one of Kalika's sexiest traits.

12. Jaimee Grubbs

Cheater: Tiger Woods
Date Of Affair: April 2007 - November 2009

Tiger Mistress #2 blabbed to Us Weekly (who paid her $150,000 for her story) that after a few days of meeting Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub (apparently, Big Tigga's opening line was, "You don't look like you're having any fun") they had sex in a hotel in San Diego. This was a few weeks before Woods' wife Elin gave birth to their first child. Grubbs' headline-grabbing public confessional was now Tiger's turn to not have any fun. The cute cocktail waitress with dazzling dark eyes also kept photos and 300 "racy" text messages to prove the lovin' after the clubbin' really happened. (She estimates they had 20 sexual hook-ups after the SD rendezvous.) Jaimee is also the woman who Tiger allegedly left a much-publicized voicemail three days before his world literally crashed down around him, stating: "Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take you name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Quickly. Bye." Sometime after the media spotlight started hitting her, rumors surfaced that Jaimee was braggin' that she also bagged George Clooney (his reps deny it). If you don't know, now you know, Tiger.

11. Rebecca Loos

Cheater: David Beckham
Date Of Affair: July 2003 - October 2003

David Beckham may have only scored four goals in the 2003-2004 season, his first with Real Madrid, but he was allegedly hitting nothing but (fish)nets off the field thanks to his enticing and ethnically ambiguous personal assistant Rebecca Loos. According to the busty and not bashful female, Becks was feelin' real lonely in Spain away from familia. Unable to speak the language and getting homesick, he got real bosom buddy with 'Becca enjoying a four month affair with his curvaceous employee—an incident that the footballer has always denied. Regardless of who you believe, the bisexual Loos does look like she'd be a winner in bed.

10. Donna Rice

Cheater: Senator Gary Hart
Date Of Affair: March 27, 1987 - May 8, 1987

They met in Aspen, Colorado at a New Year's party thrown by the Eagles' Don Henley. Almost four months later, model and aspiring actress Donna Rice, 29, an all-American girl with a healthy disposition and noticeable curves, by chance ran into the 50-year-old Senator Gary Hart from Colorado, who was the Democratic frontrunner for the '88 Presidential elections, at the docks of Turnberry Isle, an affluent resort complex north of Miami. They talked and he invited the attractive young woman to go sailing on his private yacht (christened, appropriately enough, Monkey Business). A day spent drinking wine, chatting and flirting lead to a night of wavy passion—and the end of the road to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for Hart. It seems in the wake of their steamy night together, Rice supposedly began yappin' to anyone who would listen about her intimate moments with the candidate and eventually the Miami Herald got an anonymous tip that some real monkey business was happening in the presidential hopeful's downtime. Soon reporters from all over swarmed the Senator's Washington D.C. townhouse. His nads to the wall, Hart withdrew from the prez race on May 8, 1987. But, hey, at least the geezer had a nice side of Rice before he sailed away into the sunset.

9. Elizabeth Taylor

Cheater: Eddie Fisher & Richard Burton
Date Of Affair: 1958 / 1961

All due respect to Ms. Elizabeth Taylor, who passed away earlier this year, but that was one lady who didn't give a damn about what people thought about her private life. That she did it in such a white-washed era is, even if you don't want to admit it, ballsy. Leave it to Liz to follow one major scandal with another. The first happened in 1958. G-Rated crooner Eddie Fisher was married to media darling (and mom to the original Princess Leia) Debbie Reynolds. The squeaky clean entertainers were good friends with Elizabeth and her third husband, film producer Michael Todd, so much so the Fishers were even best man and bridesmaid at their pals' wedding. But then Todd died suddenly in a plane crash and Fisher tried to console the widowed Taylor...and, well, you see where this is going, don't you? Elizabeth and Eddie began an earth-shattering affair and eventually married. Taylor, who in her prime was physically stunning, stunned audiences one more time when, still married to Fisher, started up an affair in 1961 with married thespian Richard Burton on the set of the hella expensive Cleopatra. The Vatican condemned the actors and Liz was subject to verbal threats from strangers on the street. But Burton proved to be Taylor's one true love even though their rocky relationship was marred by alcoholic binges and physical abuse. Recent news says that director Martin Scorsese is interested in bringing the tumultuous tale of the iconic couple to the big screen.

8. Angelina Jolie

Cheater: Brad Pitt
Date Of Affair: April 2004 - October 2, 2005

Yeah, by now the whole galaxy knows the Brangelina saga. But let's quickly recap shall we? The rumors began early on the set of the motion picture Mr. and Mrs. Smith that the scintillating Angelina Jolie (who before this got involved with Billy Bob Thornton while he was engaged to Laura Dern) and the popular Brad Pitt (married to Jennifer Aniston at the time) were getting real touchy feely. Publicists worked overtime to deny the accusations, but when Pitt and his Friends wife split in January '05, it seemed to confirm what every one was thinking: Angelina is a strikingly good-looking, pouty-lipped, man-stealing succubus. Nah, just kidding. Remember, it takes two to tango. The Jolie-Pitt union might have taken a few lumps of criticism, but they achieved that rare feat of overcoming the negative feedback that comes with cheating and somehow even had People Magazine award them with their own (horrible) hybrid of a name. (Or maybe that was their punishment?). Although they never have gotten legally hitched, the most famous American couple of the last seven years have bred and adopted almost enough kids to start their own personal mini-Wu-Tang Clan. And, through it all, Angie remains one bad mami.

7. Sienna Miller

Cheater: Balthazar Getty
Date Of Affair: May 2008 - May 2009

There's love triangles then there's love hexagons, which might describe this next entry. In 2006, ravishing actress Sienna Miller broke up with actor Jude Law (who she started dating while he was still married) after he admitted that he had cheated with his children's nanny. Miller then had a brief encounter in '07 with Matthew Rhys of the television series Brothers & Sisters before breaking things off to start a relationship with Balthazar Getty, Rhys TV co-star and the guy who introduced Getty to Miller. You still with us? Good because we left out that Miller also went out with a dude name Rhys Ifans right after Matthew Rhys, but then that really would have been confusing. Anyways, the fetching blonde Brit really caused waves with her relationship with Balthazar considering he was recently separated from his wife Rosetta shortly after she had given birth to the couple's fourth kid. Those tidal waves turned into a monsoon when the sexy siren Sienna was photographed topless kissing Getty aboard a boat off the Amalfi coast in Italy. The free spirited star of GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra got a rise out of not only Balthazar but the public, who really weren't all that pleased with her actions. Miller later remarked that she had a "semi-breakdown" because of the uproar. After about a year together, the exhibitionist pair split up, Sienna going back to Law and Getty going back to his better half.

6. Oksana Grigorieva

Cheater: Mel Gibson
Date Of Affair: August 2008 - April 2010

She drove the dude who portrayed Mad Max...errr...mad with her calm-ass demeanor during his outrageous outbursts she secretly recorded. She is Oksana Grigorieva, seductive Russian pianist and Mel Gibson's baby mama. The wacky couple reportedly met in Boston while the tenacious thespian was filming Edge Of Darkness back in 2008. (Melly Mel was so tranqued he gave her a role as an extra in the movie.) They were subsequently photographed together on a Costa Rican beach, which sparked plenty of talk about the angry actor's marital status. It seems that Gibson's long suffering wife of 26 years and mother to seven of his children had quietly separated from Riggs the day after his infamous July 2006 DUI arrest in which he went ballistic bashing Jews and calling a female police officer "Sugar Tits." But divorce papers weren't filed until 2009 which means the pair were still legally together when Mel supposedly started fooling around with Oksana. Technicalities aside, the raven haired temptress (who broke up with gnarly Gibson in April 2010) became embroiled in all kinds of drama with Mel, including a nasty-meaning-ugly phone call in which he spewed various hate at O.G., saying things like, "You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of [n-words], it will be your fault" as well as "I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first," all while the couple's infant baby screamed in the background. Allegations of actual physical abuse also surfaced. You could say Oksana is so bewitching she drove Mel crazy, but dude has been 7:30 for a minute now.

5. LeAnn Rimes

Cheater: Eddie Cibrian
Date Of Affair: Mid November 2008 - Present

It was a wrap for Grammy-winning country star LeAnn Rimes' rep as one of America's sweethearts when she surprised fans in late March of 2009 with rumors of an extramarital affair with actor Eddie Cibrian. The two-timing allegedly began four months earlier while shooting the Lifetime TV movie Northern Lights in Calgary, Canada. The fact that Cibrian, who has appeared on CSI: Miami and Ugly Betty, was married with two sons, didn't help either. The svelte singer's six-year marriage to husband Dean Sheremet ended and the backlash from fans started. "I don't think the way I did it was right," she admitted later to Shape Magazine about her new relationship. The cheating couple did, however, try to do the right thing when they got married to each other this past April. Let's see if the still lovely-looking singer can get back some of the luster she lost after folks started calling her a LeAnn "Two Times."

4. Rachel Uchitel

Cheater: Tiger Woods
Date Of Affair: May - November 27, 2009

Tiger's first alleged mistress to be revealed, Rachel Uchitel, was apparently the impetus for the hellish Thanksgiving the pro golfing phenom would rather forget. Having met the get-busy golfer in May 2009 at a New York hot spot, the flashy club promoter was outed by the National Enquirer for being spotted six months later checking into Melbourne's Crown Towers, the same lodging Woods was staying at while winning the Australian Masters. (Allegedly, Tiger's childhood friend made all the travel arrangements.) The news obviously upset Woods' wife Elin Nordegren causing Tiger to supposedly tell a male buddy he had to get her a "Kobe Special" (a/k/a a humongous "I'm Sorry I Done Fucked Up" rock). But when Nordegren caught Tiger texting the leggy "Hamptons party girl" late night on Turkey Day, a ruckus erupted leading to the well-publicized scratched face/golf club swinging/crashed car fiasco. Uchitel, who was reportedly paid $10 million in hush money, would go on to appear on Vh1's Celebrity Rehab and, last heard, was attempting to become a private investigator. As for poor-but-wealthy Nordegren, she caught another case of bad luck when she discovered last month that sultry seductress Rachel also allegedly slept with the spectacular Swede's current boyfriend, financier Jamie Dingman, back in '09. Cancel Christmas!

3. Alicia Keys

Cheater: Swizz Beatz
Date Of Affair: December 2007 - July 28, 2010

Alicia Keys, the beautiful R&B singer from Hell's Kitchen with a heavenly smile, always had a glistening image for being nothing but a well-mannered lady. Her pristine rep took a shocking hit though when in June 2008 rumors started swirling on the Interwebz that she was secretly seeing Swizz Beats, who had separated from his wife Mashonda a few months earlier in April. "Swizz Keys," as some began calling them, avoided commenting on the situation but the producer's ex told Vibe.com that her husband confessed to her he was having an affair on, of all dates, Mother's Day. For the next year, Swizz had no comment until he jumped on a remix for Drake's "Best I Ever Had," boasting: “Wake up in the morning and my baby cook me breakfast/Ass naked nothing on but a necklace/Yeah, she be shinin' on ya/She be gleamin' on ya/She be singin' on ya/I know you love her don't ya?/And we be travelin' our ass off/You can see the proof it's all in our passports/Yeah, she say she wanna treat me like a king/I get big gifts the money ain't a damn thing/She gave me a party at the Guggenheim/Y'all should've seen them haters they lost their mind/Only God can judge me/What's next? The ring? The baby?/She really loves me!” Well, actually, the rock and seed did come next. In May 2010, Keys and Beatz announced they were engaged and expecting a child and then happily married on July 31. Around the time of their one-year wedding anniversary, AK finally spoke on the alleged affair, stating, “We didn't start seeing each other until months after they had separated."

2. Ashley Dupré

Cheater: Ex New York Governor Eliot Spitzer
Date Of Affair: 2/13/2008

The phrase "good things come in small packages" may not sit well with fallen NY Gov Eliot Spitzer whose one-time encounter with fit-n-petite call girl Ashley Dupré (the scandal was reported by New York Times on March 10, '08) derailed his planned path to the White House. The $4,300-in-cash two-hour romp between "Client 9" (Spitzer) and "Kristen" (Dupré) at the historic Mayflower hotel in Washington D.C. in February 2008 (the closest the “Sheriff of Wall Street” will now get to the Oval Office) turned out terrible for the married politician, but Ashley pollyed her way to a gig as NY Post sex columnist, Playboy model and gained *ahem* exposure for her aspiring singing career. To be honest, the now 26-year-old Dupré looks like another of the many hot NYC women with office jobs you see walking down the street every day. But for Spitz, getting a taste of some of that tasty Ashley meant walking away from office in shame.

1. Marilyn Monroe

Cheater: President John F. Kennedy
Date Of Affair: 3/24/1962

Nearly half a century after her death, Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe remains one of the world's most recognized sex symbols. The pin-up model and actress is also famous for being The Other Woman. Yet this was no typical Tinseltown fling. Her alleged relationship was with none other than President of the United States John F. Kennedy. Even today, however, getting to the truth of what actually happened has been sketchy at best (declassified FBI files are heavily censored). But, supposedly the story is that in February 1962, the President's sister introduced her brother to Marilyn at a dinner party. A notorious ladies man, Kennedy invited Monroe to meet him in Palm Springs, California on March 24 where they engaged in hanky panky—apparently, the only time they did the deed. (Rumors abound that Monroe simultaneously carried on an affair with JFK's brother Attorney General Robert Kennedy, too.) The always classy First Lady Jackie Kennedy allegedly knew about the fling but let things slide until the obsessed Marilyn famously flirted with JFK as she sung "Happy Birthday" to him during a televised Madison Square Garden concert in May. Her threats of divorce would have derailed the President's chances of re-election, so he cut off all contact with the star. Three months later, Marilyn Monroe, severely depressed (she had a history of suicide attempts and problems with pills and alcohol), died of an apparent overdose on August 5, 1962, causing conspiracy nuts to wonder if the blonde bombshell had been assassinated to avoid a political scandal of epic proportions.