Words by Yang-Yi Goh
Twitterdo
100 most controversial, outrageous, and side-splittingly funny tweets of all time.
Words by Yang-Yi Goh
Twitterdo
100 most controversial, outrageous, and side-splittingly funny tweets of all time.
Pink Hates On Kanye
Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote Me.
Brian Ching Calls Ref A Cheater
Ref in seattle just cheated the dynamo. What a joke. Not even close. Ref is a cheat
EA Objectifies Women With Twitter Contest
Commit acts of lust with us or any booth babe. (via Twitpic)
Danny Devito Joins Twitter
I just joined Twitter! I don't really get this site or how it works. My nuts are on fire.
CJ Wilson Gets Offended By Offer
borderline offended by az's offer...dude hit 200! http://trsullivan.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/12/rangers-diamondbacks_trade_nix.html
Amanda Bynes Retires
I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired
OMGFacts Says MLK Jr. Had a Threesome
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. spent his last night on Earth having sex with two women
Paul Pierce's Broom Request
Anybody got a BROOM?
Welsh Politician Bashes Scientology
I didn't know the Scientologists had a church on Tottenham Court Road. Just hurried past in case the stupid rubs off.
Brandon Jennings' Premature Tweetjaculation
Back to 500. Yess!!! "500" means where doing good. Way to Play Hard Guys.
Tila Tequila Likes It In The Bum
YES I HAVE ANAL SEX. SO? WTF IS UR PROBLEM? IF U DON'T LIKE IT. DON'T FOLLOW ME! LMAOOOOOOO! HOLAAAAA! GOTTA GO. SEXY TIME!!!!!! =P
Chris Brown Takes On Kat Stacks
FYI: I HAVE NOT and WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH KAT STACKS!!! u wont get me!!!!"DEUCES"
Ice-T Gets Offended By Aimee Mann
Hey @aimeemann stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time.. Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T
Brett Anderson "Stripped" Of Twitter Account
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Devin Thomas Sleeps Through Team Meeting
Twitpic of Devin Thomas sleeping during a team meeting
Randall Cobb Calls Out Kentucky Fans
To all the fans: loved seein Yall come late, love hearing Yall tell us we suck during the game, love that we have to play against our own fans too! Love that we can't pack the house when we play the #10 team in the nation...
Meghan McCain Shows Off Her Assets
my 'spontaneous' night in is my Andy Warhol biography and takeout....I'm getting old
The Sports Guy Gets Suspended
WEEI's "The Big Show" was apparently ripping me today. Good to get feedback from 2 washed-up athletes and a 60 yr-old fat guy with no neck
Antonio Cromartie Complains About Food
Man we have 2 have the most nasty food of any team. Damn can we upgrade 4 str8 years the same ish maybe that's y we can't we the SB we need
Larry Johnson Insults His Coach
my father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches. ... google my father!!!!!!!
My father played for the coach from "rememeber the titans". Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn
Lebron Takes Notes
Don't think for one min that I haven't been keeping mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone!
Trent Reznor Disses Chris Cornell
You know that feeling you get when somebody embarrasses themselves so badly YOU feel uncomfortable? Heard Chris Cornell's record? Jesus.
Mo Williams Begs and Pleads
Pls don't trade me, I'm not ready to go. I'm begging. My work ain't done yet. I'm on both knees....pls. I'm serious
CoCo's Baby Niece Gets Comfortable
Hangin w my twin nieces. Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them
Michael Beasley's Pot Picture
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J.R. Smith Gets Gang Affiliated
"Vegas here I kome!" and "Kant wait to get bak in the swing of things."
Heidi Montag Keeps 'Em Soft
Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.
Robert Henson's Sesame Street Special
All you fake half hearted Skins fans can...I won't go there but I dislike you very strongly, don't come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!
Chris Bosh Heats Up Free Agency Talk
Been wanting to ask. Where should I go next season and why?
Dean Blundell Calls Justin Bieber Gay
"Save your energy for puberty or to fend off your dad tonight while you're sleepin'."
Noreaga Disses John Mayer
Playboy set his ass up good on black history month!!!!! I hope he suck a cow dick!!! Gone!!!
Christina Milian Addresses Rumors
WHATEVER YOU THINK.. BELIEVE IT
Jordan's Kid Rips On Kobe
NO ONE...And I mean NO ONE should EVER com par kobe Bryant to my dad an say that he is anywhere near close to my dad He's jagging this game
Courtney Love's Birthday Message
no kin of mine or of kurts who despised yoru grandmother, ( ask charles cross) with a vengeance would go "where the money is" shocked AND that therapist told me you said you " were never talkiung to meever again" i was hapless, i don't understand anything that amoral cunt tellsu
Newark Mayor Catches Snooki Texting
Snooki! I'm the mayor where R U so I can give u a ticket 4 texting & driving we needs revenue! RT @Sn00ki Ugh Stuck in Nwk traffic is no fun
Napping Subway Worker Twitpic Fuels Toronto Transit Outrage
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Fabolous Snitches On T-Pain
Yo I'm at Rehab in Vegas...T-Pain is DJ'ing.. Sayin Fuck JayZ, he old, blah blah.. guess its backlash from D.O.A..
Brandon McDonald Calls Out T.O.
TO to da Bengals huh??? Yessss, another piece of pussy fa da Browns secondary to run a train on... NoHomo... Let's Goooo!!!! ITS TRU
Charlie Villanueva's Half-Time Show
In da locker room, snuck to post my twitt. We're playing the Celtics, tie ball game at da half. Coach wants more toughness. I gotta step up.
Lady Gaga Gets Dirty In Edmonton
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Ray Allen Gets Down and Dirty
I'm getting there. When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue.
Marquis Daniels jumps the gun.
Any body got a rednose pit dat u wana breed wit my Orlando raised brown eyed Doberman I have her tail n ears clipped...she's a prize fighter
Bow Wow's DUI Disaster
Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot
ABC Employee Loses Job Over Tweet
I'm downtown eating. Surrounded by Mormons and repressed sexual energy.
Bobbi Eden Promises Her Followers BJs
If #ned wins the #worldcup I will give a BJ to all my followers,together with @vickyvette @misshybrid @gabbyquinteros 4952 and counting RT
50 Cent Is A Cunning Linguist
If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol
Jeff Frederick Speaks Too Soon
Big news coming out of Senate: Apparently dem is either switching of leaving the dem caucus. Negotiations for power sharing underway.
Jose Canseco's Roid Meltdown
To all the shit talking fucks who have something bad to say, all you tough typing sons of bitches do something to me or shut the fuck up.
Lebron's "Hater Day"
RyanOutrich @KingJames continuation to my last tweet, u r a big nosed big lipped bug eyed nigger. ur greedy, u try to hide ur ghettoness.
Cisco Job Offering
Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work.
Soulja Boy's Racist Rant
Water down my music and my appearance and make me look like something i'm not. THESE CRACKERS DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK I REALLY AM!!!
Mark Cuban's $25,000 Tweet
"how do they not call a tech on JR Smith for coming off the bench to taunt our player on the ground ?" and "scary part of that play: Same crew chief from game in Denver where they missed call - last play of the game & 1st JRSmith/Wright issue."
Jim Carrey Calls Out Elin
No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)
Chris Brown's Crybaby Complaint
im tired of this shit. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the fuck do i gotta do... ... WTF yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit im not biting my tongue about shit else... the industry can kiss my ass.
Olympian Stephanie Rice's Homophobic Taunt
Suck on that faggots!
Kim Kardashian Bashes Breast-Feeding
EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper
Fabolous Accuses Soulja Boy Of A Coke Addiction
Stacks on deck, Kat Stacks on bed, Camera on record, Coke on dresser...
#StupidBoySwag
Venezuelan Man Tweets Hugo Chavez Assassination Plan
N/A
Ron Artest Smacks A "Hotel Lady"
I ask the hotel lady to pull it out and she said " ain't that some shit" So I smack the bitch like " what you say" Na I'm playn. Next topic!
Waka Flocka Flame Takes On BET
I THAK BET AS A WHOLE .....99% SHOULD I SAY ......ITS JUST THAT 1% IS A DUCK ASS NIGGA
Arnold's Bizarre Knife Video
The Governator posted a peculiar Twitvid in which he discusses budget cuts while wielding a massive, two-foot-long hunting knife, which angered a few politicians and confused just about everyone else. What they failed to realize, though, is that Ah-nuld's a big dude—that's just what he uses to butter his toast.
Kelis Rants About Cheaters
"All the scum bag coward husbands and the less than impressive sluts unite! You can all go down in flames together! Hooray!"
Demi Moore vs. Kim Kardashian
@KimKardashian No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!
Sarah Silverman's Crude 9/11 Joke
"9/11 widows give the best hand jobs." -Mark Twain #notcooltwain
Justin Bieber Tweets Fan's Phone Number
everyone call me 248-XXX-XXXX :) or text.
Kawika Mitchell Welcomes Richie Incognito
"RT @ProFootballTalk Bills add Richie Incognito http://is.gd/5qtmn #NFL--BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT THIS YR. THE GUYS A BUM. DIRTY AND ALWAYS..."
".. WILL BE. REALLY WISH I WAS PLAYIN RITE NOW. SERIOUSLY... I KNO WE'RE N NEED OF OLINE BUT THIS GUY SUKS BALLS."
Senator Chuck Grassley Gets Angry With Obama
Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us"time to deliver" on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND.
John Cusack Attacks Fox News
I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS
Ochocinco Loses Bugatti Payments
Dear NFL I apologize for tweeting during the game but that was 2 monthsof my Bugatti payments you just took from me,I won't do it again
Ochocinco Gambles In His Underwear
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Price Chopper Attacks Tweeting Customer
"Every time I go to @PriceChopperNY I realize why they r not @wegmans . Tonight -bare produce areas & this sign 4 ex http://yfrog.com/2tfj9sj"
R.I.P. LOLZ
Sad to hear of the passing of Sayyed Mohammad Hussein Fadlallah.. One of Hezbollah's giants I respect a lot.. #Lebanon
Arnold Takes A Jab At Sarah Palin
Over Anchorage, AK. Looking everywhere but can't see Russia from here. Will keep you updated as search continues. http://twitpic.com/2mvxod
Kim Kardashian Grabs Her Kitty
Pic from my shoot yesteday... good kitty cat!
Chris Brown's Mom Spits on MJ's Grave
MICHAEL JACSKON DIED SO THAT CHRIS BROWN COULD LIVE!!!!!!
Lindsay Lohan's Dad Says She Has HIV
the truth about my daughter living with HIV for the rest of her life as a result of the decisions she has made
Lindsay Lohan Quotes the UN Declaration of Human Rights
It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that...."No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."
Carmelo Anthony Threatens Kat Stacks
I got 5k for whoever see @ihatekatstacks and slap the shit out of her pigeon face ass. Real talk. U fucked with the right one now.
Asher Roth Knocks Obama's Nobel Win
Didn't know you could win the peace prize by just talking shit...
Gilbert Arenas Jokes About Gun Situation
i wake up this morning and seen i was the new JOHN WAYNE..lmao media is too funny.
Chicago Woman Sued for $50,000 Over Tweet
@JessB123 You should just come anyway. Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon realty thinks it's okay.
Perez Posts Fake Miley Crotch Shot
If you are easily offended, do NOT click here. Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!
Guatemalan Man Arrested For Political Tweet
The first action people should take is to remove cash from Banrural, and break the banks of corrupt people #escandalogt
Courtney Fortson Doesn't Understand "No"
Im gettin it at workouts like a dude who doesnt understand the word no from a drunk girl lol.
Jill Bader's Racist Re-Tweet
RT @BrickM: Ha! @hotairblog commenter: Pres. Obama's response to @ScottKWalker 's www.NoTrain.com: http://youtu.be/A_Zi-YSW3aQ #railfail
Kanye's Two-Hour Apology Rant
I'm sorry Taylor.
Teddy Riley Beats His Daughters
you sare so right. i did it for a reason, and i would do it again for them to get it. don't disrespect the hand that feeds you.
Abducted Journalist Tweets From Afghan Prison Cell
"i am still alive, but in jail." and "here is archi in kunduz. in the jail of commander lativ."
Blair Fowler Celebrates 9/11
oh...happy 9/11 everyone!!!! i feel honored to be in NYC on a day like this. YAY USA!
Perez Hilton Gets Assaulted By Will.i.am
I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
M.I.A. Screws With New York Times Writer
CALL ME IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT THE N Y T TRUTH ISSUE, ill b taking calls all day bitches ;)
Sarah Palin Invents A Word
Peace-seeking Muslims, pls understand, Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls refudiate in interest of healing
Attorney General Mark Shurtleff Orders An Execution
I just gave the go ahead to Corrections Director to proceed with Gardner's execution. May God grant him the mercy he denied his victims.
Kevin Smith Is Too Fat To Fly
Dear @SouthwestAir - I know I'm fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?
Asher Roth's Imus Joke
Been a day of rest and relaxation — sorry twitter hanging with nappy headed hoes.
50 Cent Hates Gay People
Perez hilton calld me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his but still made me feel better
Bubba The Love Sponge Hates On Haiti
I say fuck hati. Why do we have to take care of everybody our country is in shambles. Bubba
Sarah Palin Supports Racist Radio Host
Dr.Laura:don't retreat...reload! (Steps aside bc her 1st Amend.rights ceased 2exist thx 2activists trying 2silence"isn't American,not fair")
Mother Tweets About Son's Drowning
Please pray like never before, my 2 yr old fell in the pool.
Florida Pastor Declares 9/11 "Burn a Koran Day"
9/11/2010 Int Burn a Koran Day