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Amanda Bynes is a Twitter tour de force and she doesn't regret it at all. With a few 140-character posts, she's managed to transform herself from a former child star to one of the most hilarously fascinating personalities on the site. From not-so-subtle hints at a tryst with Kid Cudi to a quip about "magic mushrooms," Bynes, who turns 26 today, makes for an oddly entertaining follow on Twitter. Take a look at her weirdest tweets to see what we mean.
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These tweets were allegedly meant for Kid Cudi. #thirst
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All these tweets were missing was the hashtag #trippingballs.
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Something tells us that sometime between tweeting she wouldn't date a guy with kids and these tweets, she met a guy with kids.
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Wait, what color did she dye her hair again?
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P.S. They've never met. We know, we walked over to Joe La Puma's Complex office and asked him.
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Apparently, magic mushrooms kick in after ten minutes.
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The Amanda Bynes Twitter Style Guide.
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Thank you, Beyonce, for inspiring these tweets.
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But Siri read this tweet aloud for us.
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She unretired six days later.
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And that was the end of her short-lived attempt at being Mr. Rogers.
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"Aw shucks, I love you too!" said Snapple, in her head.
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Someone give Amanda Bynes her own after-school special, pronto!
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#shoutout to Amanda Bynes and [insert rapper here] (foxy Twitter couple)
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We're still trying to piece together how James Bond came up in her Twitter spree about verbal abuse.
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If she was following us, we'd be under a lot of pressure right now.
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Did anyone else think hair cape meant "weave"?
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In case creepers get lost, Barf Bag City is just south of Hurlville, adjacent to Nauseous Analogy City.
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Cool story.
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Hint: she isn't talking about ice cream.
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Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, Drake.
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Apparently, Drake was thinking of her when he wrote lyrics to "The Resistance," which is quite an ironic title in this situation.
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Subtle booty call?
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She's the modern-day Shakespeare.
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The AARP forgives you.
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It doesn't bother us at all. In fact, we can do it too! #derp #chinchilla
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She was having five different conversations in her head at the same time.
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Who needs a publicist?