25 Hilarious Strippers You Should Follow on Twitter

Yes, Twippers are a thing.

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Twitter is an excellent tool for communicating in real time and documenting incidents both mundane and captivating. It's also a great time-killer, and no one needs to kill time more than a stripper on a slow shift.

These twippers will give you a peek into their workplaces and get off some hilarious one-liners while they're at it. Warning: The content of their tweets, particularly their Twitpics, are possibly NSFW. But, we're sure you assumed that going in.

It's an adult endeavor: 25 Hilarious Strippers You Should Follow on Twitter.

Written by Bubbles Burbujas (@StripperTweets), a career stripper who hopes her boss doesn't find out about her writing work.

It's an adult endeavor: 25 Hilarious Strippers You Should Follow on Twitter.

Written by Bubbles Burbujas (@StripperTweets), a career stripper who hopes her boss doesn't find out about her writing work.

Jo Weldon (@joweldon)

Number Of Followers: 5590

Now an influential burlesque performer and instructor, Weldon gained many insights during the years she spent at a strip joint. Funny and astute, she'll have you laughing and thinking at the same time.

Lilah Quinn (@LilahQuinn)

Number Of Followers: 287

This New York State dancer with a passion for the art brings the LOLs.

Taylor (@_6inchWalker_)

Number Of Followers: 306

RIYL women who tweets quips like, "It's vagina shavin time motherfuckers."

aiden aspen (@AidenAspen)

Number Of Followers: 18466

Aspen's "Busy smokin bowls, twirlin on poles and gettin drilled in my holes," which means she's made for you, right?

The Jayleeh Strips (@thejayleeh)

Number Of Followers: 570

We can only hope this Toronto dancer shoots some of her witty one-liners at her customers from the stage. Consistently and succinctly hilarious—that's the only way you can accurately describe her.

Skrawberry (@Skraw_Berry)

Number Of Followers: 23555

Not only a celebrity stripper, Skrawberry also writes an advice column for the Miami New Times. Follow for stream-of-consciousness tweets, 2Pac quotes, and a peek into Miami's insane strip scene.

Missy Mia (@missmissymia)

Number Of Followers: 1614

Mia strips in Salt Lake City, UT, which is reason enough to follow her. She's also known to tweet photos of wild occurences, like trucks that have driven through walls of Wyoming strip clubs.

Stripparchist (@stripperlosophy)

Number Of Followers: 147

Recommended if you like circus-trained anarchist strippers, and who wouldn't?

Ana McBride-Richmond (@Ana_Richmond)

Number Of Followers: 689

This UK stripper and "knicker twirler" is worth reading for the cute UK stripper slang alone.

Jaded Stripper (@JadedStripper)

Number Of Followers: 906

This part-time L.A. stripper likes to both rip into and celebrate her coworkers.

Tits McGee (@PistolsAnPumps)

Number Of Followers: 3081

Tits has no mercy when it comes to commenting on her coworkers or her customers behavior and is enormously prolific. Follow for an endless stream of laugh-out-loud worthy observations.

Red (@RED_Stripper)

Number Of Followers: 2411

"Yay for fucking strippers, but not for the act of fucking strippers," reads her bio. Seattle-based Red has quality rants about working in one of the U.S.'s toughest cities for strippers.

Kyla (@HunBunGetMun)

Number Of Followers: 224

A young dancer at Washington, DC's famous Stadium Club. She might tweet about Diddy's entourage being in the club, or she might tweet about the coworker who stole her clothes. It's a toss up.

The Sapphic Stripper (@sapphicstripper)

Number Of Followers: 958

Her name tells you a lot, but her bio tells you more: "I dance. Naked. For large (and occasionally insultingly modest) sums of money."

Josephine (@thstrpprhtsu)

Number Of Followers: 577

"Detroit's Angriest Stripper" used to have one of the best stripper blogs around. Now the journalist/stripper tweets from her club in Detroit, which is no joke.

Marie The Brave (@StripperStories)

Number Of Followers: 2002

"22, often found hanging off a pole or grinding in a lap." Expect many great observations about her fanny.

Melbourne Stripper (@OzStripperDiary)

Number Of Followers: 2401

XXX stripper from Down Under, where they can be quite a bit wilder than in North America. Enjoy.

TipTheGirls (@tipthegirls)

Number Of Followers: 3574

This Western US dancer currently working in Hawaii posts adorable selfies and fun moments from "the office."

Stripper Problems (@stripproblems)

Stripper Problems™ (@stripproblems)

Number Of Followers: 2355

Shares hilarious stripper-centric problems like, "When your hair supply store runs out of your brand of hair" and also retweets of a lot of great #stripperproblems from others.