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It’s Valentine’s Day! Unfortunately for the unlucky ones, they will be celebrating today alone. And while some of us are still in the vigorous stages of “cuffing season” and got their plans straight for the day, others will be taking to good old Instagram to toss around a few dozen eggplant emojis. If you’re of the unlucky bunch and are deciding to spit your best bar today that you've been saving all year on that P.Y.T. you’ve been grilling for the past few weeks, we’ve decided to point out 15 Thirsty Comments You Should Avoid Using This Valentine’s Day.
Guys. This is just a warning. Because none of these will work.
Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE) is the creator of the popular Tumblr, Thirstiest Men of Instagram. You definitely want to check it out.
Rude Awakening
Sorry, Theo, but this didn't even work for you.
The Resurrection
Keep these kind of comments to yourself, fellas. Nobody wants to read these.
Poetry in Motion
This like a Valentine's Day Card that just didn't quite make it onto the shelf at Hallmark.
Kim K Superstar
The result of a failed Valentine's Day.
The V-Day Massacre
This is what's wrong with Valentine's Day in the digital age.
#Surfboard
A little too excited there, young fella.
The Big Surprise
What does it say about your screenname when your comment sort of contradicts it? Try again.
Q.O.T.D.
We already imagined we'd be seeing this one all day.
Or Naw
Important: Always know the sexual preference of the chick you're thirsting over. We hate to break it to you but Erica's only into women. Sorry.
When Asking Politely Goes Wrong
If only it were that easy. Fellas, don't waste your time with this.
#YouGotKik?
Very poor shot selection here.
10 G's
When all goes wrong surely shelling out $10,000 for the box will work? Are you paying in installments?
Level 1 Authorization
Guys. Don't willingly putting your credit in the hands of a woman you only know through Instagram. You'll likely regret it.
The Digits
Asking for her number in her comments never worked on any other day and it surely won't work on Valentine's Day.
The Happy Meal
Fellas: Let's just try to stay away from the box-eating comments altogether. Please.