The 25 Thirstiest Comments on LaLa's Instagram

Of course, she brings out the thirst in everyone.

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Following the Knicks-Celtics game during which Kevin Garnett allegedly told Carmelo Anthony that his wife, Lala Vasquez, tasted like "Honey Nut Cheerios," we were sure the former MTV VJ would become the subject of countless Twitter trolling. We also thought a meme involving her and Honey Nut Cheerios would take over Instagram. Neither happened. What we did see, however, was a whole heap of diabolical thirst.

The television personality and wife of the Knicks all-star forward has been subjected to some of the thirstiest cats on the Internets since joining the photo-sharing Thirst-Trap back in March of 2012. And from the looks of it, some of these fellas are either just completely obsessed with married woman, while some just want to disrespect Melo in any way possible. Either way, the thirst continues. Here are The 25 Thirstiest Comments on LaLa's Instagram.

Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)

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Honey Nut Cheerios

Thirst Offender: radio_rondo, baybe_bax, boyd191, aquarian313, my_different_melo_swagger, _kors, dizzennis, pooflayzbabyleslie

We were surely going to see these comments sooner or later.

#WhatDatMoufDo

Thirst Offender: jodandavid

This is the thirster's go-to comment.

Sleep Creep

Thirst Offender: team_chuckee

Lala thought putting sweatpants on protected her from the thirst. Silly Lala.

#ComeToMeBabyMama

Thirst Offender: j_hamad93

Only on Instagram will someone who probably sleeps on a twin mattress tell a women to forget her all-star husband who makes $19 million a year, and come to him.

The Rockwilder

Thirst Offender: blakethegreat

Red and Meth wouldn't approve of this.

One Stroke Under Par

Thirst Offender: k1ngaling

We expect nothing less from a cat named "k1ngaling."

No Pull Out

Thirst Offender: jboclassics

Good to know. Even though you're never going to get the chance to first put it in.

Appetite

Thirst Offender: born2ball79

Thanks for sharing your thirsty thoughts with the entire world.

Shots Fired

Thirst Offender: bertstarr

You just had to throw in that Melo shot, didn't you?

Sharing Is Caring

Thirst Offender: champyon2u

Pardon me, I had to laugh at that.

No Words

Thirst Offender: swbcsurf

Wow. Where to begin? This guy is desperate, thirsty, and racially insensitive all in one.

Dust Off

Thirst Offender: jaya2304

A family photo at the beach doesn't stop the thirst.

Manners

Thirst Offender: cody2742

Because asking politely will surely work, right?

Baggage Claim

Thirst Offender: youngdizzleton

Clever.

Be Yourself

Thirst Offender: jsantos_1992

We're sure you do.

All I Want For Christmas

Thirst Offender: robolock5

Dude, has the "smiley" thing ever worked?

Sympathetic Thirst

Thirst Offender: johnjosephgotti187

Good luck, bro.

The Hunger Thirst For More

Thirst Offender: knowomtombout_

We're not for a second going to believe that the "lol" means this guy was joking.

Thirst Trap Bathing

Thirst Offender: locoiz

Look at his face, man.

#SuckMe

Thirst Offender: ohhsammiee

We wonder what the success rate is for that request.

Social Security Thirster

Thirst Offender: kingdavidsonofchrist

This is what happens when the thirst is so strong you forget who you're thirsting over.

Cool Off

Thirst Offender: johnfstr8cash

We're glad you have things all planned out, playboy.

If I Had One Wish...

Thirst Offender: jackxxxsjdi

Dude was so excited he couldn't type this comment fast enough.