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This past month, we've put some of the thirstiest men of Instagram on blast with The 100 Thirstiest Comments on Instagram as well as the women who set the traps with The 100 Hottest Instagram Selfies of Summer 2012, so it was only right that we brought to you the queen of the thirst trap: Kim Kardashian.
After joining the social networking site back in February, Kardashian has managed to share over 600 photos of her life, which includes photos of her family, her shoe collections, her clothes, her newly acquired boyfriend, and, of course, her ass-sets, all of which have evoked some of the most extreme levels of dehydration from both men (and women).
Just like we did a few weeks back, we're once again highlighting some of the truest forms of thirst on the model and reality television star's Instagram photos. Here are The 25 Thirstiest Comments on Kim Kardashian's Instagram.
Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)
For more overzealous thoughts from self-delusional Internet users, check out Anthony Osei's Thirstiest Men of Instagram Tumblr.
Are You For Real, Dude?
Thirst Offender: darealjlo
There's absolutely no chance we can believe you would seriously bring yourself to do this. No way, bro.
Game. Set. Match.
Thirst Offender: dfswagger
Straight to the point huh, sir?
Uh Huh...
Thirst Offender: nukem1
How original.
Nest Builder
Thirst Offender: niqaroo
Seems like you have your game plan all sorted out.
Ray J Slander Pt. 1
Thirst Offender: bek_murda
Um, that's a little aggressive.
Ray J Slander Pt. 2
Thirst Offender: knewyork
We don't know what this means, and we don't want to know what this means.
Forever Young
Thirst Offender: riotstartinmartin
Kim's likely response: "Sorry, hun. We all know black don't crack."
So Predictable
Thirst Offender: mannielaflaremang_
We saw this comment coming from a mile away.
Ménage à Trois?
Thirst Offender: t_tebow
Something tells us you're speaking for yourself here.
#CouldIBeYourButler
Thirst Offender: bobbyshort
Dead.
Captain Save-a-Kardashian
Thirst Offender: bigclay48
According to Google Maps, Cleveland is approximately 2,367 miles from Calabasas. And we're willing to bet that's a drive you'll take.
Pregnant Sex?
Thirst Offender: d0mcarna3y01
Who are these boys you're talking about, and are they human?
Hold Me
Thirst Offender: thisisjayp
Son. You're a grown ass man. The hell is wrong with you?
The Desperate White Man Pt. 1
Thirst Offender: brodyslifeinplastic
At least you know.
Bom Bom Bang
Thirst Offender: jamalno1
Is this what dudes are saying to chicks these days? Bom bom bang? Really?
PG-13
Thirst Offender: devin_a_taylor
Sorry, but this is just too funny.
Straight Gravy
Thirst Offender: kingchops
Where are your manners, homie?
Tossed Salad
Thirst Offender: gummoandme
Yeah, we all know what this means.
Arab Money
Thirst Offender: adel-ksa1
And we believe you would.
Never Let Go
Thirst Offender: ejat_ibrahim
Thirst offender? How about registered sex offender.
No Words
Thirst Offender: beto_uribe
Some people just take things too far.
Thirsty to Hungry
Thirst Offender: xxilluminatexx
Why homie would choose to share licking chocolate hazelnut spread off Kim's buttocks to the world is beyond strange.
Basically, No
Thirst Offender: 9two
Todd Akin probably approves this.
The Desperate White Man Pt. 2
Thirst Offender: dirtynastynick
Come on. You already know the answer to this, Nick.
Pop That
Thirst Offender: brnoble15
These are the moments when a thirster's confidence level is at an all-time high.