The Thirstiest Comments on Nicki Minaj's Instagram

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If you really thought we'd give you the ridiculousness of Kim Kardashian, Rihanna (and, most recently, Drake's) Instagram photos and not dive into the photo-sharing site's newest addition, you're crazy. Nicki Minaj is officially on Instagram and, obviously, she's brought out the thirstiest of the thirsty. I mean, what did you really expect from the Young Money barbie who is already 136 photos deep—many of which include snapshots of her boobs, a 15-second clip of her twerking her life away in a giant pool, and a topless pink thong picture? Yeah. Enough talking. You know how this goes. Here are The Thirstiest Comments on Nicki Minaj's Instagram.

Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)

For more hilariously thirsty Instagram comments, check out Anthony Osei's Thirstiest Men of Instagram Tumblr

If you really thought we'd give you the ridiculousness of Kim Kardashian, Rihanna (and, most recently, Drake's) Instagram photos and not dive into the photo-sharing site's newest addition, you're crazy. Nicki Minaj is officially on Instagram and, obviously, she's brought out the thirstiest of the thirsty. I mean, what did you really expect from the Young Money barbie who is already 136 photos deep—many of which include snapshots of her boobs, a 15-second clip of her twerking her life away in a giant pool, and a topless pink thong picture? Yeah. Enough talking. You know how this goes. Here are The Thirstiest Comments on Nicki Minaj's Instagram.

Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)

For more hilariously thirsty Instagram comments, check out Anthony Osei's Thirstiest Men of Instagram Tumblr

You Think?

Thirst Offender: bloodygator482

This really should've remained just a thought.

A.S.A.P.

Thirst Offender: fatstacks412

Dude must surely speak to every chick like that.

#CommentOnMyOldPicIfYouSeeThis

Thirst Offender: _4300mafia

Sheesh...

We Don't Endorse These Thirsters

Thirst Offender: bloodygator482

...And then you woke up.

The Hunger Thirst For More

Thirst Offender: kaelebmoghal

Surely we were expecting to find one of these comments. It never fails.

Sweet Dreams

Thirst Offender: casperolsson_privat

We'd hate to break it to you but, you're not smashing.

Bang Bang

Thirst Offender: itz_da_lenox_dude

The world really values your thirsty opinion. Seriously.

Top Like a Pringles Can

Thirst Offender: tonyboii1

Clever. But still thirsty.

Coast-to-Coast Thirst

Thirst Offender: jbillz215

Surely Nicki Minaj needs your help paying for a flight.

ALL CAPS EVERYTHING

Thirst Offender: theofficial_mj

CHILL OUT, B.

100 Racks

Thirst Offender: _ncr17

You really thought your comment was going to work out for you, did you?

Pipe Dreams

Thirst Offender: bloodygator482

Thanks for sharing, dog.

Pillow Talk

Thirst Offender: aidan_goslett91

Man, what? And why?

Tossing The Salad

Thirst Offender: arawome

Is this a thing nowadays?

Girl, You Know You Want This...

Thirst Offender: rdhoodini

The confidence of a thirst offender has reached an all-time high, as you can see.

Hide Your Kidz, Hide Your Thirst

Thirst Offender: alexesworld

No words.

#IWantYouSoBad

Thirst Offender: anthonytaheri

Contain yourself, homie.

Minaj à Trois

Thirst Offender: donovanwilliams31

Are you really speaking to a party flyer, though?

Pulling From Long Range

Thirst Offender: mister_ceo

Seriously. What's the success rate of this?

T.H.I.R.S.T.Y.

Thirst Offender: mikeey122

This seriously just reads like chat logs from an episode of To Catch a Predator.

Do Not Enter

Thirst Offender: divinesworld

Yes, dude. You're sharing way too much information.

#Bae Pt. 2

Thirst Offender: lilvonteee_

His avy writes the joke itself.

#WhenIGetFamous

Thirst Offender: ogstickman

It'll likely never happen. Both parts.

Talk That Talk

Thirst Offender: mr60zz

Dude, what?!

Pool Twerk Thirst

Pool Twerk Thirst

Thirst Offender: russellbradley

Of course you do. Of course you do.

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