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Don't lie. Looking at self-delusional dudes on the Internet make a fool out of themselves lusting over chicks they could have probably never bagged in real-life may be the funniest thing ever, but it's equally important to not forget about the women who themselves do this, too. Last month, we took a break from putting these dudes on blast to focus on the women who exude the same amount of thirst with "The Thirstiest Comments on Drake's Instagram," and it was both comedic and sad. Today, we've decided to take a look at another male celebrity who you probably wouldn't expect women to be parched over—Diplo, the DJ/producer/record label founder who started that whole #ExpessYourself twerking movement. We're not exactly sure how he's managed to step out of being the guy behind-the-scenes producing one of the biggest modern day pop hits (M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes") to the ultimate ladies man. Seriously, Dip, your ladies really need to be tamed. Here are: The Thirstiest Comments on Diplo's Instagram.
Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)
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P.O.S.
Thirst Offender: sboujida
Where is this girl's parents?
Thirst Trap
Thirst Offender: steve_twurkel
Ladies: Be careful what you thirst for.
Piss Test
Thirst Offender: megustahuevos
This may be the most degrading kind of thirst we've ever come by...
Express Your Thirst
Thirst Offender: cenatheteenagebitch
Of course you would...
Dip Low
Thirst Offender: shannakim
Clever. Thirsty, but clever.
PG-13 Thirst
Thirst Offender: nic0leanderson, jenner_, corrrine, joannaaenriquez
What did you really expect from these women after seeing a shirtless Diplo?
Emoji Thirst
Thirst Offender: chanelbestcoast
How NOT to use Emoji's.
#AvailableBox
Thirst Offender: heatherevedunlop
She even said please.
#OneDay
Thirst Offender: alyssashakur
These are the goals women out here are setting to achieve.
P-Poppin'
Thirst Offender: e_minus_
You're a classy one, aren't you?
Diploclaus
Thirst Offender: e_minus_
We're speechless.
Dirty Talk
Thirst Offender: alyssashakur
Surely she could've kept this one to herself, right? Not.
#ImThirsty!
Thirst Offender: armadamama
And admitting it is the first step.
Self-Delusion
Thirst Offender: selmaradz
Great. Dip's got these Instagram chicks thinking he's point at them.
Show Me a Good Time
Thirst Offender: kirakohlbach
We're surprised she didn't drop the digits.
ALL CAPS EVERYTHING
Thirst Offender: zktxo
When they start thirsting in caps you know you have a serious problem here.
Swingers
Thirst Offender: newbss
We're willing to bet her man didn't co-sign this.
Nipples & Nostrils
Thirst Offender: ellisdonaldson
This is seriously an uncappy kind of thirst. Whatever works for you, girl.
Kiss Sit & Tell
Thirst Offender: rhimmsxo
Again, she said...
Reincarnated
Thirst Offender: danicacereal
Well played thirst from a well played thirster.
#ImPolish
Thirst Offender: lexiblvck
And she'll definitely be on the first flight from Poland.
Equality
Thirst Offender: c_connn
No words.
F.A.C.E.
Thirst Offender: caramelxoxx
Does it get any thirstier than this?
Love & Affection
Thirst Offender: terrenam
What is this, some sort of package deal?
#ImpregnateMe
Thirst Offender: afrocrowned
And this is what's wrong with our youth today.