Tale of the Tape: Street Fighter x Tekken's A-Alikes
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THE BRUCE LEE-OFF: LAW VS FEI-LONG
Prediction: Law
Complex Says: Both Law and Fei-Long are obvious nods to the Little Dragon (even if they're not the only ones), so it's time to duke it out Enter The Dragon style! We're going with Law on this one; Fei-Long's always struck us as a bit, well, Fei. Wuuaaaaaaah!
THE FLATTOPPED WHITEY-OFF: PAUL VS GUILE
Prediction: Guile
Complex Says: Honestly, this isn't really much of a competition without Kid Rock's Yodeling In the Valley-era high-top in the picture, but we're still happy with the match-up. Paul might have his little motorcycle and "I don't give a fuck" steez, but Guile is actually trained to kick ass on the reg.
THE BATTLE OF ASS(ASSINS): CAMMY VS NINA WILLIAMS
Prediction: Every nerd alive.
Complex says: This one is a girlfight for the ages. Who cares who wins? Neither of them was designed with a bra! You just Googled that to see if it was true, didn't you? All hail jiggle physics.
THE BATTLE FOR JOHN CONNER: SETH & CYCLOID Y VS. JACK & YOSHIMITSU
Prediction: Jack & Yoshimitsu
Complex says: Come vif me iv you vant to live! Seth and Cycloid Y are great hand-to-hand fighters, but Jack's arms are actually guns and Yoshimitsu has a long, sharp sword. No "Rump Shaker."
MUCHA LUCHA!: KING VS. EL FUERTE
Prediction: King
Complex says: Just based on his own history in wrestling (and the fact that he's not distracted by his love of cooking), King has the advantage. Plus, dude's got a leopard's head for a mask and El Fuerte is mucho annoyo like Bronson Arroyo.
NO RESERVATIONS: TOMAHAWK VS MICHELLE CHANG
Prediction: Tomahawk
Complex says While Tomahawk was overlooked in the original release of Street Fighter IV, he still has some great attacks—and sure, he'd probably win the fight off of size alone (II), but if he insists on fighting a girl, we're gonna have to give him a Wrigley's commercial.
BATTLE OF THE BADASSES: HEIHACHI VS. AKUMA
Prediction: Double K.O.
Complex says: Greatest. Match. EVAR! Heihachi and Akuma are the ultimate hardbody fighters in their respective games. Both have had their moments of looking like a softie, but when it gets down to fighting, you can bet that they both want that dub. Even if it means breaking the rules of a "friendly tournament" and straight-up killing someone.
CUB BANGERS: RYU VS JIN KAZAMA
Prediction: Ryu
Complex says: Sure, they're both good guys, but Jin would get that ass handed to him. And as far as that whole Jin-turning-into-the-devil shit? What does the devil have against the dark Hadou? Nothing. SUCK IT, SATAN!