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Yesterday, we published a long feature catching up with Heidi and Spencer Pratt, those people from The Hills that you loved to hate about a decade ago. The story touched on what life's like for the couple, years removed from being the biggest villains in America, how they feel about the past, what they're cooking up for the future, and what happens when Heidi and Spencer drink a lot of tequila.
The couple definitely didn't hold back when talking to us—and they talked a lot. So much so that there was a bunch of stuff we weren't able to include in the feature—for example, all the random stories they told us from back when they were one of the most famous couples in Hollywood. The anecdotes were so entertaining—like, just imagine a stubbly-faced Spencer running up on Kanye West—that we couldn't let them just wither away on a transcript. So here they are.
[Note: all of these stories are unconfirmed.]
Kanye West
Spencer: I have a little story of why I am a Yeezy superfan. Before he even knew Kim Kardashian, we were at Encore, a recording studio in Hollywood. Big shots were there. Obviously we were there, recording Heidi's future platinum album in our hallucination. So I see Kanye. Right at the time "Can't Tell Me Nothing" was just killing the radio. I got so starstruck. So I just roll into the studio. Kanye is flowing. He's producing Common's album—Common is there. I'm like, "Kanye! Yes!" He's like, "Yo yo, homie." He's the nicest human to this day. Common was cool as can be. I was juiced up. I'm not supposed to be in this room, and they were like, "Bro, can I catch you later? We're writing a record right now." I'm like, "Let me get an autograph right now. They say, "Do you have Common's new album?" I'm like, "No," and they're like, "We can't give you an autograph."
Heidi: So I go buy one at Target.
Spencer: I come back and interrupt them again like, "Boom! I got the record." Then I say to Kanye, "Kanye, I fucking love your new record." He asks me which one. I kept saying, "CAN'T BUY ME NOTHING!" He's like, I don't have a record named that.
Heidi: I'm yelling like, "Can't TELL Me Nothing!"
Spencer: I was too pumped.
Heidi: He knew.
Spencer: He was like, "You're a fake fan. You don't even know the hit single."
Heidi: I came back in with the CDs and asked them to sign it and they both signed it.
Rihanna
Spencer: You know who else is our favorite celebrity besides Kanye? Rihanna. When we were the most hated people on the planet, at the VMAs Rihanna rolls up on a golf cart. This is right when "Disturbia" was bumping, and Heidi didn't like it.
Heidi: I love "SOS."
Spencer: Rihanna rolls up on a golf cart and is like, "Heidi! Heidi! You're gorgeous!"
Heidi: She was like, "I love you, girl. You are so beautiful."
Spencer: For three weeks straight all Heidi sang was "Disturbia."
Brody Jenner
Spencer: Brody always says to me, his favorite thing: "If I was your manager, Spencer, I would have had you in interviews saying The Hills was all planned. It's like, Brody, I couldn't legally say that, bro. You can't pull the rabbit out of the hat and say, "I did this because I had a bottom hole in it." That's his favorite thing to do. He'll Facetime me drunk and be like, "Pratt, if only I had been your manager." It's like, "Thanks prince. Good advice. 100."
Miley Cyrus
Spencer: Shout out Miley, who actually hung out with us before she became Miley. She tweeted me, she was like, "I just tried calling you." And this is like when she was still Hannah Montana.
Heidi: I'm like, "Bitch, please."
Spencer: No you weren't, don't say that. She was 16 years old, Heidi was like, "Oh, that's so sweet." So she hit us up and we go hang out with Miley at her house with her boyfriend, which was that older model guy.
Heidi: Justin [Gaston].
Spencer: He was like 26 and she's 16. And like, I didn't get—we were supposed to bring the liquor because we were older. So we're all just sitting there and she's like, "We should go to the market." I didn't get that.
Heidi: Like for what? Marshmallows?
Spencer: Heidi and I are like, "You're a little kid, should we go get marshmallows?" So I go and get marshmallows. I didn't get who Miley really was. I should have brought like, no comment, fill it in.
Heidi: We weren't giving a minor alcohol.
Spencer: But like, shit. Now I look back and I'm like, oh, we were supposed to be really partying with that girl. But I shout out Miley because we were hated at that time and she wanted to hang out with us. Super Miley fan. She's in my Yeezy-Rihanna untouchables. They can do whatever and I'm like, "I'll fucking die for you."