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Fuck outta here, haterz. No, Kylie Jenner was NOT quote-unquote "high as fuck" the other day on Snapchat, being escorted across an airport to snag some Popeye's chicken. We know because one, no high person would ever go to great lengths to eat fried chicken and then bask in its gloriousness, and two, because Kylie said so herself:
I did a snapchat saying my chicken was "good as f*ck" eating Popeyes for the 1st time and apparently people think I said high as f*ck
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 9, 2015
I DID NOT say that
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 9, 2015
And for all you jerks who say Kylie should stop not-being high as fuck and start going to school, eat this:
I do school every weekday :) again don't believe everything you read. https://t.co/JVUnD5ZwRP
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 9, 2015
So there! But just in case you still think Kylie Jenner is a high school dropout—in case, against the girl's best wisdom, you're still believing everything you read—we scrounged up a ton of evidence that Kylizzle is a model student. Read it and weep:
Kylie Straight Up Denies Life & Style
This is pretty similar to the above tweets, where one person said one thing and Kylie said another. In this case, Life & Style reported that Kylie had quit school, to which she said in an interview with People, "I haven't dropped out of school. I still go to school every day."
That's all the proof we need!
Kylie and Ryan Seacrest Talk About School
In November of 2013, Kylie called into Ryan Seacrest's morning show (now might be a good time to note that Seacrest is an executive producer on Keeping Up With the Kardashians) "from school," and this exchange happened:
Ryan: How many hours of school do you go to a day?
Kylie: I do like three to four.
Cool! When I was in school I had to go from 8 a.m. until like 2:30 p.m., which is—*tries to do math*—you know what? Forget it, math is hard—I'm sure Kylie's spending as much time on her education per day as a regular high school student.
Kylie on What She Misses About Regular School
With her sister Kendall, Kylie released a "back-to-school" clothing line for PacSun in 2013. That should be proof enough that Kylie does school, because what kind of person would release a clothing line centered around education if they weren't directly involved with education!?
But that's not my point. This is—an excerpt from an interview with the Huffington Post in which Kylie proves that she's very interested in school:
"I definitely don’t miss schoolwork and stuff. Homework was unrealistic. The second we got home there was filming, this that. Teachers—they don’t understand," Kylie said. "Even in math. When math gets harder you’re learning a new lesson every single day. If you miss one day, or you can only get to school two times—which is what it was like—it wasn’t educational for us."
Kylie Did a Book, and You Didn't
Have you written a YA book about two super-powered girls who embark on a journey across a dystopian future world? No? Well KYLIE JENNER DID! Logically speaking, this must mean she does school, because it's hard to write a full book if you haven't done school.
(Please don't ask us if this book was ghostwritten by a woman named Maya Sloan.)
Kylie Did All of These Tweets
All of these School Tweets™ are very compelling:
Back to school ✏📒
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) January 31, 2014
School though <
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 13, 2013
Gotta finish school though 😫
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 21, 2013
Annnnd.. School time
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) January 8, 2013
School time 📖✏
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) January 7, 2013
Off to school yayyyy 😑
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) November 6, 2012
Pretty Little Liars tonight and last day of school tomorrow. 😊 #happy
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) June 5, 2012
Was so tired this morning I forgot to bring my backpack to school.. #frazzled
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) November 3, 2011
Just passed by my old elementary school...good times.
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 10, 2011
Got out of school early today for a dentist appointment. Yayyy!
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 7, 2011
No one would tweet about school this much if they weren't actually doing it. So do you believe us now? Will you finally accept that Kylie Jenner does school?
Antithesis: Jaden Smith
For several years, Kylie was rumored to be dating Jaden Smith, the oracle who once tweeted these things:
Make of that what you will.