One of the best accounts on Twitter right now is @AmznMovieRevws, which posts some of the most absurd, SMH-worthy film reviews you'll ever read. Not that blithe, overly critical, off-the-cuff commentary is limited to Amazon, but there's just something special about the way those reviews capture this generation's desire—no, need—to say something, regardless of what that something is.
So as you can imagine, the customer review section of Selfish, Kim Kardashian's new book of selfies, is a treasure trove. Just three days after the book came out, there are already a ton of reviews on this thing (if you're wondering, the book currently has just over two stars). Trolls and stans alike truly have been honing their Internet game for years just for this moment.
But to save you the trouble of scrolling through 10 pages worth of comments (and many more typos), we put together a list of the all-stars right here.
One of the best accounts on Twitter right now is @AmznMovieRevws, which posts some of the most absurd, SMH-worthy film reviews you'll ever read. Not that blithe, overly critical, off-the-cuff commentary is limited to Amazon, but there's just something special about the way those reviews capture this generation's desire—no, need—to say something, regardless of what that something is.
So as you can imagine, the customer review section of Selfish, Kim Kardashian's new book of selfies, is a treasure trove. Just three days after the book came out, there are already a ton of reviews on this thing (if you're wondering, the book currently has just over two stars). Trolls and stans alike truly have been honing their Internet game for years just for this moment.
But to save you the trouble of scrolling through 10 pages worth of comments (and many more typos), we put together a list of the all-stars right here.
Let's Get Straight to the Point
Well, damn. Okay then.
Oh Word?
Sometimes, you only need two words to write a beautiful review.
The Surprised Customer
So just checking—is that last part what made it worth it?
The Jokester
Don't worry, no one else made this joke. And by “no one,” I mean “95% of reviewers.”
The “The End Is Near” Guy
Next to the “fire wood” review, this is the second-most prevalent style of review for Selfish.
Okay, This Is Actually Kinda Funny
We need more people like this guy.
The Publicist
When you say, “I'm not her publicist,” it means you ARE her publicist. Or you're whoever runs @KimKanyeKimyeFC.
The Liar
Let me introduce you to a guy who was caught gawking at Kim K's nudes while sitting on the living room couch. And now, he'll be sleeping on it—because writing a scathing review on Amazon just isn't a good enough way to say you're sorry.
Y'all Have Heard of Sarcasm, Right?
Many reviews took the sarcasm route, but K.M.B.'s is the best because of the Koran line.
The Only Review You Need to Read
Someone get this guy a medal.