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The popular phrase "hair of the dog that bit you," makes perfect sense every Sunday morning while downing that delicious bloody mary. As the vodka provides temporary relief for your throbbing headache, the tomato juice and celery provides the vitamins required for recovery.
However, not all bloody marys care created equal. Some bloody marys come equipped with burgers, steaks, pizzas, and beef jerky, while some come with bacon or beef-infused vodka. All are awesome.
Your initial feelings of guilt over the gluttony and sin you're about to indulge in will subside when your body begins to quiver with delight. Here are the Craziest Bloody Marys in Existence. Tell them your hangover sent you.
The Liquid Tailgate
Ingredients: Appalachian thermonuclear beef jerky infused vodka, housemade horseradish sauce, tomato juice
Where: Parlor Sports
City: Somerville, Mass.
Address: 1 Beacon St.
Website: parlorsportsbar.com
Why do brunch when you could have one of Parlor Sports' "Liquid Tailgate." Topped with some fancy and seemingly rare beef jerky, this bloody mary isn't one to miss.
The Chef's Skewer Bloody Mary
Ingredients: pickles, cheeses, olives, lemon and lime wedges, chicken wing, ham
Where: Haute Dish
City: Minneapolis
Address: 119 Washington Ave. N
Website: haute-dish.com
This may not be the craziest out of all the overly caloric garnished bloody marys, but it does happen to look the least sinful to eat. It also still satisfies the crazy factor, as it's topped with a number of garnishes from olives and cheeses to chicken wings.
The Burger Strip Bloody Mary
Ingredients: burger strip with muenster and bacon
Where: AJ Bombers
City: Milwaukee
Address: 1247 N Water St.
Website: ajbombers.com
Bringing a new meaning to the word "burger," AJ Bombers bloody mary comes topped with a "burger strip,": a bacon wrapped hamburger patty. This should be a favorite for all the meat connoisseurs out there.
John Howie's Ultimate Bloody Mary
Ingredients: Pickled veggies, deep- fried jalapenos, fried mozarella, tempura fried bacon, wagya beef slider, olive, pepperoni straw
Where: SPORT
City: Seattle
Address: 140 4th Ave. N #130
Website: sportrestaurant.com
Down at Seattle's Sport Bar, the people at the fine establishment are letting their customers make their own bloody mary. Customers get to choose from over 70 ingredients, making this bloody experience of the "choose your own adventure" variety.
Sumo Mary
Ingredients: Chinese broccoli, pickled daikon raddish, herb-roasted potatoes, bacon, a duck bao bun, grilled cheese, snow crab maki roll, fried cheese stick, wok-fired shishito peppers
Where: Sunda
City: Chicago
Address: 110 W Illinois St.
Website: sundachicago.com
Good luck with this one, as this "Sumo Mary," is probably the most sinful of Chicago's cuisine. Not for the faint of heart or stomach, this "sumo" is topped with—brace yourself—broccoli, potatoes, a grilled cheese, peppers, cheese sticks, and more.
The Bloody Masterpiece
Ingredients: Shrimp, lemon wedges, Polish sausage, cheese, pickled asparagus, brussel sprouts, stalk of celery, bacon cheeseburger
Where: Sobelman's
City: Milwaukee
Address: 1900 W St. Paul Ave.
Website: milwaukeesbestburgers.com
Masterpiece is definitely fitting for this over-the-top bloody mary, as its garnishes push it to the next level. Yes, the next level includes an indulgent bacon cheeseburger.
Bloody Buck
Ingredients: Two olives skewed, pork rib, lemon and lime wedges, green chile pepper
Where: Buck's Naked BBQ
City: Portland
Address: 50 Wharf St.
Website: bucksnaked-bbq.com
Buck's Naked BBQ has with an entire section of their menu entitled "Fooze," which are drinks that come with a ribeye on top. The Bloody Buck is no exception.
Morning After Mary
Ingredients: Bacon, oyster, two olives skewed, lemon wedge
Where: The Savoy
City: Chicago
Address: 1408 N Milwaukee Ave.
Website: savoychicago.com
Nothing can cure your Sunday morning hangover then Savoy's "Morning After Mary." Served with a nice aphrodisiac, this potent bloody mary has what it takes to get rid of those nasty morning blues. Luckily, if you plan to start weekend a little early, Savoy also serves this concoction on Fridays.
The Bloody
Ingredients: Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza slice, pineapple, two slices of pepperoni, green chile pepper, cheese cube
Where: Homeslice
City: Chicago
Address: 938 W Webster Ave.
Website: facebook.com/homeslicechicago
Homeslice definitely did the bloody mary right, pairing the two best things: alcohol and pizza. But don't think it's a boring, cold cheese pizza slice. Topped on this mouth-watering bloody mary is their home Luau pizza with a green chile pepper and two pepperoni slices to finish the garnish.
The Bloody Best
Ingredients: Tater tots, toast, chunks of steak, bacon, lime and lemon wedges, hard boiled egg, blue cheese stuffed olives
Where: The Nook
City: Atlanta
Address: 1144 Piedmont Ave.
Website: thenookatlanta.com
The Nook doesn't call this "The Bloody Best," for nothing. The 32 oz. behemoth is topped with a finger-food paradise: tater tots, olives, cheeses, a hard- boiled egg and more. You may need a fork or knife to finish the rest but the cool part is that you get to eat the straw; it's made of beef.
The Inside Out
Ingredients: Two ice cubes of bloody mary mix
Where: Mosaic
City: St. Louis
Address: mosaicrestaurants.com
Mosaic takes a sleek twist on the bloody mary: freezing their bloody mary mix into ice cubes. The more the customer stirs the vodka, the faster the cubes dissolve, making it into a familiar cocktail.
The Bloody Monstrosity
Ingredients: Popcorn, pickles, hamburgers, bacon, beans, curds, pretzels, sausages, peanuts, tortilla chips, crackers
Where: O' Davey's
City: Fond Du Lac, Wis.
Address: 36 Fourth St. Rd.
Website: N/A
Coming in at only $5, "The Bloody Monstrosity," isn't a bad deal as it comes with a drink, appetizers, and a hamburger. But here's the catch: it's only served on the first Sunday of every month.
The Bloody Homer
Ingredients: Candied strip of bacon, bacon-bedazzled doughnut
Where: Icehouse
City: Minneapolis
Address: 2528 Nicollet Ave.
Website: icehousempls.com
Serving homage to The Simpsons, Icehouse's "Bloody Homer," comes with one of Homer's favorite confections: a sweet, sweet doughnut. Not only that but it all comes served in a glass that is titled by Homer's favorite beverage, a Duff beer.
F*ck Brunch
Ingredients: Crawfish, bacon cheeseburger, shrimp, cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beams, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, pickle
Where: Anvil Pub
City: Dallas
Address: 2638 Elm St.
Website: Anvil Pub Facebook
Topped with a behemoth, smorgasbord of food, it's no wonder why they call this bloody mary the "F*uck Brunch." Topped with a whole crawfish and a cheeseburger, this may just be the perfect way to cure your Sunday hangover.
The Chubby Mary
Ingredients: Smoked chub, two olives
Where: The Cove
City: Leland, Mich.
Address: 111 River St.
Website: thecoveleland.com
At the Cove, customers don't just eat their fish, they drink it too. Served with a smoked chub sticking out, "the Chubby Mary," is one of Leland's staple bloody marys.