What Your Taste in DJs Says About You on a Date

With EDM-Date.com being a real thing, we have a feeling that these raver love connections will be popping off in no time. What does it take to pick a potential rave mate, though? Looks are probably high on the list, but can you function with a junglist if you're in the trance room all night? We didn't think so, and that's why we're trying to help you. We know that time is limited, and we want you party people to pick the right mate over the "right now" mate, and a great way to weed out potentials is by their taste in DJs. This isn't a foolproof science, but here's a helpful guide on what your date will be like, based on the DJs that they can't stop chattering about.

You have literally no idea what's going on, but you don't give a shit; you're here to party, bro.

You're great in bed, but don't expect a call the next day. Talking is not your strong suit.

You lied about the traffic on the way over just like you lied about "being a huge Daft Punk fan." We know - you totally almost saw them at Coachella.

You're 35, but you're fully aware of it and like telling all the kids how good/crazy/bad ass/better than this the good old days were.

The last time you got laid was never.

You definitely use the terms "sorry not sorry," "sorry for partying," "white girl wasted," and "YOLO" on the regular.

You're definitely putting out.

You've got a fat ass and love flipping upside down and showing that shit off. Express yourself, lil mama (or big bro).

At a certain point, apologizing won't get all the body glitter out of those sheets. Just go home.

You probably own a shirt that says "You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow" and wear it constantly because fuck it: if people don't get it then you don't want to be their friend anyway.

You've got a lot of emotions and tend to tattoo them on yourself. In between angry comments on YouTube videos you like to discuss Javascript, HTML5, CSS3, and your avatar's new girlfriend, [sarcasm] but we all know your actually a great guy [/sarcasm].

Either you were cool enough to be on board before "Harlem Shake" became a viral hit, or you're still the guy who's turning down the music at parties to show off how cool the new University of Connecticut badminton team video is.

You're going to spend the entire time trying not to talk about how great Kaskade is, and if you're date leaves without some of your kandi then feel free to consider the night a total failure.

Whoever you're on a date with, you're probably out of their league. Congrats.

You're a true romantic. Just kidding. You're probably pretty attractive and Instagram famous.