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This feature is a part of Complex Music's 2 Chainz Week.
In the lead-up to 2 Chainz's highly-anticipated solo debut, Based on a T.R.U. Story, media outlets have dissected every one of Tity Boi's relationships, from Kanye West to Ludacris to Lil Wayne. Well, every relationship besides one: Your Girl.
As it turns out, Tity 2 Necklaces' relationship with your girl is the one he's actually the most open about. To wit, there are over 60 instances in his catalog in which he describes exactly what he's done, is doing, and will do, to your girl. As our week of coverage surrounding Deuce continues, here's A History of 2 Chainz Lyrics About Your Girl.
Cuff your chick.
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"We used everything, it was a all-out war/What the fuck you think your chicks call us for?"
Song: I-20's "Fightin' In The Club"
Album: Self Explanatory
Year: 2004
Things that girls would call 2 Chainz for: protection in the club; hair-care tips; Justin Bieber's number.
"The flow is contagious and deadly like rabies/Had your girl in the suite swallowing babies/But that is irrelevant it was all a pre-requisite"
Song: Lil Wayne's "Realest They Come"
Album: Follow Me
Year: 2009
Yes, your girl said she was working today. And technically, yes, she went to work. Just not at her office. But again, technically she did go to town. With 2 Chainz. And she did quite the job.
"Your girlfriend like it, I met her on tour/Every time she see me, she call me Ralph Lauren"
Song: "Lo Bootz"
Album: Codeine Cowboy: a 2 Chainz Collective
Year: 2011
Tity Boi aka Tity 2 Necklaces aka 2 Chainz aka The Hair Weave Killa aka Ralph Lauren. And who are you?
"See I be rocking TRUies and my belt by Louie/I hope that ain't your girl cause I know you seen her choosin'"
Song: "Gasolean"
Album: Codeine Cowboy: a 2 Chainz Collective
Year: 2011
What's being said, but is really unsaid, is that you can't mess with 2 Chainz' jean game or belt game, so why even try? Just go sans pants, and maybe you'll keep your girl. Maybe.
"Take your main girl and we kick it like Shinobi"
Song: Waka Flocka Flame's "Ball"
Album: Benjamin Flocka
Year: 2011
Legitimate reasoning for never leaving the house, as explained to your parents: You don't want 2 Chainz to steal your video game chick and turn her into a video chick.
"You used to get money so you reminisce/And if yo' bitch get with this, she'll get benefits"
Song: Tyga's "Bad Bitches (Remix)"
Album: Black Thoughts 2
Year: 2011
Since Tity Boi signed to Def Jam, he's gone from 2 Chainz to 2 Chainz Inc, which can only mean good things for your woman, like take-home vehicles, hotel stays, and an unusually comprehensive health plan!
"Got your baby mama sending nude pictures/If you don't like it, hope you got your tool wit' ya"
Song: Wale's "Globetrotter"
Album: N/A
Year: 2011
This is the worst kind of Christmas Card for your girl to send out. Ho, ho, ho, indeed.
"I got a loud pack in my cargo pocket/Got your girl in my condo poppin"
Song: Wale's "Globetrotter"
Album: N/A
Year: 2011
If your girl is regularly heading to the wrong apartment, then perhaps she should see a doctor. She might have Alzheimer's.
"If your girl choke on the dick/I give your bitch the Heimlich"
Song: DJ Scream's "Shinin' (Remix)"
Album: N/A
Year: 2011
Instructions for this particular procedure should be posted by the kitchen of every restaurant.
"When I pulled out, she hopping in/Make your main girl my side piece"
Song: Wale's "Bait (Remix)"
Album: Eleven One Eleven Theory
Year: 2011
Don't give 2 Chainz your Facebook password, because - just like that - he'll change your relationship status.
"Hair Weave Killer/Tell your girl I'll flip her weave"
Song: French Montana's "Whip"
Album: Coke Boys 2
Year: 2011
"Honey, look, this isn't a comfortable subject to broach, but... you have to sacrifice your weave to the Hair Weave Killer. He's ruthless and indiscriminate, but there's a small chance that if you surrender your weave, he'll let other weaves live."
"Tell your bitch to come here, tell your bitch come here/I'm only in town for a night, you can have her back when I deal"
Song: "Think About It"
Album: 2 Gunz Up
Year: 2011
"Tell your bitch to come here" seems like a terrible way to start a conversation, but it's a great way to finish it.
"All we eat is lo mein/Came from the block, now I got a whole thang/And you better put a Lo Jack on your ho, mane"
Song: "Boo"
Album: Nightmare
Year: 2011
LoJack is the proven global leader in tracking and recovering stolen vehicles, with a 90 percent success rate, so 2 Chainz must be pretty confident in his thievery to tell you to LoJack your girl. But far more interestingly: "All we eat is lo mein!" That sounds like a really unbalanced and boring diet.
"The world is my playground, yo girl wanna play round/Knock that "p" off, now yo girl wanna lay round!"
Song: "I Got It"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
Layer, lease. Tity 2 Chainz just ut ipe in your girl's ussy.
"Your girl's like a drive thru, I want a combo/And she's so wet I need a towel, pronto"
Song: "Undastatement"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
He said your girl's like a drive thru! Do you know what that means?? Probably that she's open at all hours. And that she's relatively cheap. And full of meat. And that she's served millions of overweight dudes. And gives everyone the shits. Hey, 2 Chainz said it, not me.
"If your girl wit me you know she good as fuck/And I can't even lie: that pussy good as fuck"
Song: "Kesha"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
Is 2 Chainz on G.O.O.D. Music? And does 2 Chainz mean your girl is good or G.O.O.D.? And does the pussy goodness (or G.O.O.D.ness) correlate? Regardless, while good girls may not grow on trees, they may smoke them while they're hanging with 2 Chainz.
"I can fuck yo bitch, and act like I never knew her/She's the shit, I'm manure"
Song: "Turn Up"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
You can fuck my bitch, Based Sod.
"Pull up in your city askin' bout my back-then/I pull it out, your girl tell me put it back in"
Song: "Vi-Agra"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
Meanwhile, you were stuck at home, taking an online quiz that let you know which member of Entourage you were most like.
"Pimp up, hoes down, make your girl pull her clothes down/Her hair down and I'm down"
Song: "Riot"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
Tity Boi's got that Fonz swagger: he points at your girl's clothes and her clothes just fall down. He points at her hair and her hair comes down. He points at your girl, and she gets down. Sure, it's a strange superpower, but thankfully for society, 2 Chainz uses his powers for G.O.O.D. and not for evil.
"I'll take your wife, give her back/Nine months after that: SIMILAC!"
Song: "Spend It"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
And eighteen years after that, she'll be graduating from high school and it'll be the happiest day of her life! Except she'll never know her real father. Sorta Simi-wack!
"I eat your girl up for breakfast, won't save you no extras/Say she fuck with me 'cause a real n***a is her preference"
Song: "Riot"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
That's so cruel. Like, what if your girl is the equivalent of Denny's Grand Slam breakfast, and the meal is far, far, FAR too much for one person? 2 Chainz is gonna eat that whole thing by himself? There are billions of people starving!
"You better hope I'm dodging your model hoes, dollar hoes, white-looking Madonna hoes/Dolce Gabbana, Ferragamo, and the Prada hoes"
Song: "Addicted to Rubberbands"
Album: T.R.U. Realigion
Year: 2011
With all of those European brands being name-checked, you'd think 2 Chainz was going after only the classiest of girls. But then you remember that he said Madonna, too.
"Take your girl up off one week/It will be me, and her plus one dyke"
Song: King Louie's "Too Cool (Remix)"
Album: #ManUpBandUp
Year: 2011
Sharing is caring.
"AK-47, with the shoulder brace/First I poke your girl, then hit her with that poker face"
Song: Juicy J's "Oh Well (Remix)"
Album: Blue Dream & Lean
Year: 2011
This seems like as good a time as any to mention that nobody uses the poking function on Facebook anymore. Remember poking? Nah, you're probably too young.
"Tell your baby daddy that he's super weak/Fucked your girl last night: it only took a week"
Song: Young Jeezy's "Supafreak"
Album: Thug Motivation 103
Year: 2011
This is the equivalent of exacting revenge on every last one of your enemies, except one. That person is kept alive so they can run home and tell everyone the legend of 2 Chainz, the women slayer.
"Old school car, new chick, don't lose your ho when I ride, fool/These millions don't mean shit, I was the man when I was in high school"
Song: Nelly's "Country Ass N***a"
Album: N/A
Year: 2011
2 Chainz was voted "Most Likely To Remain Consistent" in high school. He also got "Nicest Hair."
"Me and your girl and her girl on three-way/Yeah I'm running shit, hundred mile relay"
Song: Young Jeezy's "Count It Up"
Album: The Hangover Part II
Year: 2011
If I understand this correctly, 2 Chainz enjoys running long distances competitively while talking, presumably on a bluetooth device, to a female friend, as well as her friend. Wonder what kind of phone plan he has.
"Got your girl sellin' pussy to my tango/What, she so wet, think I'm gonna need a rain coat"
Song: T.I.'s "Loud Mouth"
Album: Fuck The City Up
Year: 2011
The RapGenius definition of this lyric is "Her vagimas is so wet he feels like this guy", and there's a picture of a guy in the rain. So, there's that.
"Get your baby mama, take her then make her/You date her, then fuck her/I fuck her, then date her"
Song: Gucci Mane's "Get It Back"
Album: Trap Back
Year: 2012
You pull your car up and hand your keys to the valet, while 2 Chainz hands the keys to the valet and then fucks your girl.
"Cut your girl down/Bitch, it's timber time"
Song: Jay Stonez's "Cooking All Morning"
Album: A1 Fishscale
Year: 2012
Follow this logic: women are like trees. Trees reduce the amount of carbon-dioxide in the air. The air, if burdened with too much CO2, heats up the planet. And so it's crystal clear: the world is ending because 2 Chainz can't tame his libido.
"Yeah bitch, yeah bitch, call me 2-Chainz/Eat your girl, wear my necklace, call it food chain"
Song: Machine Gun Kelly's "Wild Boy (Remix)"
Album: N/A
Year: 2012
Just make sure to use toothpaste for your mouth and chain afterwards.
"They lame and they ho knew it/Ask your girl what she want for it!"
Song: Young Fame's "Make It Work"
Album: The Welcome To The Social Club
Year: 2012
2 Chainz is a charitable man; you're not properly pleasing your girl? What can 2 Chainz do to help? Just ask her, and he'll deliver.
"Bring your girl here, I might spoil her/Four door Porsche with the spoiler"
Song: Red Cafe's "Let It Go (Remix)"
Album: Shakedown
Year: 2012
The reason 2 Chainz got a FOUR-door Porsche is to spoil you, obviously, especially on your trips back from CostCo: family-sized Teddy Grahams! Twelve-pack Bounty rolls! Envelopes in bulk!
"I mean all I want for lunch/Is a blunt and your girl!"
Song: Wiz Khalifa's "It's Nothing"
Album: O.N.I.F.C.
Year: 2012
Seemingly, the Hair Weave Killa is a cheap date, saying that all he wants for lunch is "a blunt and your girl." But in his song Boo, he states that "all we eat is lo mien," and now I don't know what to believe, other than 2 Chainz is hungry.
"I like being high because it's a better view/And I told your ho my chain so cold it's on Theraflu"
Song: Wiz Khalifa's "It's Nothing"
Album: O.N.I.F.C.
Year: 2012
If 2 Chainz is on the same medication as his one chain, then how long does it take to get from Chicago to Des Moines?
"My hair longer than your girl/Go shawty, it's your world"
Song: Wiz Khalifa's "It's Nothing"
Album: O.N.I.F.C.
Year: 2012
Well, anybody's hair is longer than Amber Rose's. That's like bragging that your outfits are not as ill-advised as Wiz's.
"I don't smoke no Bobby, but my denim be from Ricky/Got your girl on molly and we smokin' loud and drinkin'"
Song: Nicki Minaj's "Beez in the Trap"
Album: Roman Reloaded
Year: 2012
2 Chainz is better than you. 1. He stole your girl. 2. He's supplied her with the finest drugs and alcohol. 3. He's doing this all while wearing True Religion jeans. 4. You're at home on your computer finding this all out.
"Spit rounds like the gun range, beat it up like Rampage/100 bands, cut your girl, now your girl need a Band-Aid"
Song: G.O.O.D. Music's "Mercy"
Album: Cruel Summer
Year: 2012
But when he cuts you, make sure to tell anyone who asks that you fell down the stairs. Or banged into a door. Or that you deserved it.
"Closet full of amphibians, aim at it and hit it/Difference between me and your girl: my girl, ass thicker"
Song: Meek Mill's "St8 Like Dat"
Album: Dream Chasers 2
Year: 2012
Also, they probably have different names, and different parents, and different memories. But, if we're going to boil it down to the only NOTICEABLE difference, then sure: it's that one has a bigger ass than the other.
"All my hoes is dyking/All your hoes is trifling"
Song: Gucci Mane's "I'm Up"
Album: I'm Up
Year: 2012
2 Chainz only hangs with girls who help build natural or artificial slopes or walls to regulate water levels. And your girls? Trifling.
"I'm nonchalant, she a debutante/Your girl need a tummy tuck"
Song: "Dirty Dark"
Album: Seeing Double Pt. 3
Year: 2012
"You need a tummy tuck," the strange man said nonchalantly, and his debutante friend - her self-esteem puddled on the floor - texted her mother to get a ride to the nearest plastic surgeon's office.
"Uh, all I do is me... Masturbation/I can make your girl walk... Graduation"
Song: "Dirty Dark"
Album: Seeing Double Pt. 3
Year: 2012
"All I do is me... Masturbation" = pleasure. "I can make your girl walk... Graduation" = principal. PLEASURE PRINCIPAL. Mind. Blown.
"When I leave the club, yeah you know I'm sloppy/Then I fuck your girl and make her girl watch me"
Song: Ray Jr.'s "Sloppy (Remix)"
Album: N/A
Year: 2012
How thoughtful is 2 Chainz?! He never leaves your girl's girl out in the cold. He never tries to pin one of his friends on her. He never ignores her. Instead, he invites her into the bed room to watch him give it to your girl. The giving-it-to-your-girl part may not be that thoughtful, but otherwise!
"If your girl don't swallow kids, man, that hoe basic"
Song: Juicy J's "Bands A Make Her Dance"
Album: Est. in 1989 Pt. 2
Year: 2012
And to think, we thought that spinning your leg in a circle while dressing very...aggressively made one basic.
"Make your girl buy new hair/Wear that pussy out, like new gear"
Song: Tyga's "Do My Dance"
Album: Well Done 3
Year: 2012
2 Chainz aka The Hair Weave Killa likes his girls fashion forward, wearing that pussy out like new gear.
"Me and my n***a pass your ho like a hot potato"
Song: "Yuck!"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Your girl sounds like a real sad potato. (That's better than a self potato, but not by much.)
"Uh, my old school got twenty-sixes on it/And I got your girl kissin' on it"
Song: "Yuck!"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
If your girl spends more time loving 2 Chainz' car than you, you may want to reevaluate your relationship. Or get bigger rims.
"Take ya bitch and I give her back/Give her this and I give her that/Fine wine and lobster tail/Candle light and Chrisette Michele"
Song: "Dope Peddler"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
One hopes that Tity 2 Chainz treats every rental car, video rental, and library book this good.
"I take your girl and kidnap her/Beat her to my mattress"
Song: "No Lie"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
He means this in the best possible way.
"When your girl leave me, she need a hair salon/Hair weave killer, goin' on a trapathon"
Song: "Birthday Song"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
A trapathon is an event in which you pull 26.2 weaves out over the course of a few hours. Owing to conversion methods, in most other parts of the world, this is equal to 42.195 weaves.
"Get it girl, get it girl, get it get it girl/I might switch it up and get ya girl"
Song: "Birthday Song
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Get it? You don't get it.
"2 Chainz got your girl on the celly/And when I get off the celly/I made her meet at the telly/When she meet at the telly/I put it straight in the belly/When it go in the belly, it ain't shit you can tell me"
Song: "I'm Different"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Pretty sure this is a Steinbeck story. RELATED: What do you think is on 2 Chainz' Summer reading list?
"Pull up to the scene but my roof gone/When I leave the scene, bet your boo gone"
Song: "I'm Different"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Let's go over everything we know: we know 2 Chainz showed up to the crime scene with no roof. Okay. And when 2 Chainz left, your girl was gone. Okay. Okay. Okay. Obviously the roof knows where the girl is; let's consider the roof our main suspect.
"Them broke hoes can't pay attention, your cutie missing, New Edition"
Song: "I Luv Dem Strippers"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Them broke hoes can't even pay to use the telephone to report that your cutie's missing. The struggle is real out there, in this imaginary scenario. **sings "Mr. Telephone Man"**
"Twist up the game, switch up the chain, play peek-a-boo/I take your girl and her friend and do a switcheroo"
Song: "Stop Me Now"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
In the sixth season of Seinfeld, Jerry meets his girlfriend Sandy's roommate Laura, who he immediate falls for. Later, in talking with George, Jerry reveals that he's going to try the "switch." George deems it is impossible: in the "entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch." No one, that is, until 2 Chainz came around.
"I be fucking your girl, I was texting her only/I told her, 'I'd like your legs better if they was open'"
Song: "Money Machine"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
2 CHAINZ PRO-SEX TIP: Girls love it when you stop fucking in order to send a quick text.
"You can tell your girl here, because a cab came"
Song: Money Machine
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
It's TRU. Your girl is a cab driver. Stop hating that she gives 2 Chainz rides.
"Schedule ain't, but I can make your girl flexible, edible/Put her on top and call it putting her on my pedestal"
Song: "Money Machine"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Tity Boi is a man of many talents, but none greater than his mastery of the dark arts. He can make you girl flexible! He can make your girl edible! He can transport her to his pedistal! I'm just surprised that he didn't say he could saw your girl in half. Then again, a magician never tells.
"And I take your girl and swerve off/Drop it in; load off!"
Song: "Countdown"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Sounds like your girl has a big trunk. And her top go down. And she drives stick. 2 Chainz gives her gas, and she's gone.
"I give my girl money to go out of town/You give your girl money to go to Niketown"
Song: "Like Me"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
While 2 Chainz overwhelmingly wins when it comes to comparing himself to you, in this case, it's not so clear. Yes, Tity Man could be rather generous in sending his girl out of town, but alternately, what if you gave your girl a LOT of money to go to Niketown? That'd be very nice of you, and probably wouldn't end up with your girl leaving you for 2 Chainz. So, it's a push.
"Me and your girl network, now she wanna know my net worth"
Song: "Like Me"
Album: Based on a T.R.U. Story
Year: 2012
Ugh, this girl sounds terrible. She sounds like she spams people on Twitter. Block that blockhead, Tit.