Wendy’s wasn’t kidding. The fast-food giant followed in the footsteps of Hamburger Helper on Friday and actually released its own mixtape titled We Beefin’.
It’s shameless and unnecessary, but admittedly entertaining.
The five-track tape features titles like “Twitter Fingers,” “Holding It Down,” and "4 for 4$,” all of which are delivered by a female rapper who takes on the persona of the chain’s eponymous mascot. “Redhead with some pigtails / Better check the score, my meals sell / Now that's better, I'm so clever / My bars chilly, better grab a sweater,” she raps on “Rest in Grease.”
The tape also includes some much-appreciated disses directed at Wendy’s biggest rivals, most notably McDonald’s:
And you already know Burger King wasn't getting a pass:
Savage.
You can stream We Beefin’ now on Tidal or via Spotify below.