David Banner has jokingly explained why every time his cleaning lady shows up he heads straight out the door.
In a video clip circulating online (via The Art of Dialogue), the Mississippi rapper, producer and actor got very candid, sharing that he always leaves his home whenever his house cleaner arrives because of her attractiveness.
"I want to tell y'all something so fucking funny. I know y'all going to laugh at me, but it's the truth, and it's just the kind of man that I am now," he said. "Let me be really honest with y'all. My cleaning lady so muthafuckin’ fine. My cleaning lady so fine, I get out the muthafuckin’ house every time she come and clean."
"I ain't going to be up in that muthafucka with her by myself, and it's not because of my weakness or nothing like that," Banner continued. "But ain't nobody ever gonna say nothing about me, uh-uh. I get the fuck out of there."
The "Like a Pimp" hitmaker's then story took a more conspiratorial turn when he joked that he felt like his cleaner's presence was suspicious.
"Sometimes I think she [a] fed. I [ain’t] even bullshittin' y'all," he quipped. "I'll be thinking my cleaning lady is a federal fucking agent. Fuck that shit. I'm out this bitch. You ain't about to get me caught up … Y'all think I'm joking. I'm rushing out the house now. I ain't even wash my ass. ... Plus, I ain't going to be in there washing my ass. And she in there, too. Nope. She might be the weak one."
Banner later connected his reasoning to a well-known public scandal involving a celebrity household staffer.
"I'm too blessed to get caught up. They ain't gonna Arnold Schwarzenegger my ass, fuck that," he said, referencing the action hero's extramarital affair with housekeeper Mildred Baena that became public in 2011.
