When capturing the essence of a micropenis in a work of art, there are a few necessary steps one must follow to ensure the penis looks as micro as possible. Thankfully, Australian-American artist Illma Gore teamed up with the micropenis enthusiasts at Funny or Die to explain how one might go about drawing the perfect micropenis. However, this isn’t just any micropenis. This is a Donald Trump micropenis.
First and foremost, one would do well to use recycled paper. Gore recommends an old printed copy of the First Amendment. "Not that Donald actually read it," Gore notes.
Gore also recommends accessorizing one's artistically rendered Trump penis, using whatever items of embellishment are currently at your disposal. However, the artist reminds us, don't get it twisted: genitals don't define us. "Your genitals do not define your gender, your power, or your status."
When Gore's original Trump image started going viral, the artist began receiving death threats from Trump supporters. As she outlined in an essay for the Guardian in May, she was eventually assaulted by a Trump supporter in L.A.:
Want to embellish a Trump micropenis painting of your own? Gore is offering them for free download here.
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