Ted Cruz, a half-melted G.I. Joe who doesn't know how to spell the word "country," was apparently quite the charmer during his college days. Though his former Princeton roommate already told us about the alleged horror of Cruz's proudly displayed armpits, some truly deep digging by Jezebel's Ellie Shechet reveals that Cruz was also prone to some allegedly putrid thoughts on abortion and a bizarre fixation on locked entryways.
"Ted’s romantic life was extraordinarily limited, not that he wanted it that way," Stephen Wunker, who knew Cruz from his debate team era, tells Jezebel. "Ted was never one to, you know, chat up a woman, or have an easy sort of to-and-fro." Cruz was, however, reportedly quite a fan of chatting up women's issue using words like "whore" and references to some sort of eternally cursed afterlife:
Shechet, who was attempting to track down information on an unprintable Cruz rumor when she unearthed these inadvertent gems, also got some interesting memories regarding Cruz's allegedly brief stint with pratfall-prone nudity during an old Princeton tradition known as the Nude Olympics:
Wow.
When defending Cruz's college era to Jezebel, the current Republican presidential candidate's former college debate partner says his memory of those years differs greatly. According to David Panton, the two were involved in multiple instances wherein other human beings stopped by to "engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life."
Peep the full saga here.