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Man Gets Penis Stuck to Icy Sidewalk During Drunken Brawl

One man who got into a drunken fight outside a bar in Alberta, Canada had received help from first responders when his privates stuck to the sidewalk.

A stock photo shows an icy sidewalk.
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One unlucky got into a drunken brawl outside a bar in Alberta, Canada that ended with first responders surrounding him while his pants were down.

Per TMZ, photos taken by a fellow patron of the bar showed a man who appeared to have gotten his penis stuck to the icy sidewalk following an inebriated fight. It's unclear how the fight reached the point that his privates became public, but it was bad enough that he required help from first responders. His genitals were stuck to the ice as multiple people, including security at the bar, attempted to pull him off.

The photos published by TMZ have been censored, but as they put it, "this gentleman's privates are clearly stretched before snapping right back to the ice." Authorities confirmed that the incident occurred outside of the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray on Sunday, Jan. 12. The fight started inside the venue and was later taken outside, during which the unfortunate man's pants fell down.

First responders were eventually able to get the man's penis unstuck, but he was arrested for his involvement with the fight. He did not sustain any serious injuries, and he wasn't charged following his arrest. Police did not share what he was arrested for.

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